What's Winkleman wearing?
No matter how good the food is I think if I saw Clawdia the hermit crab winkleman I would throw up. After leaving her shell from Monday she walked sideways straight into another disaster.
There was a sea theme tonight also as she sported a fishing net with a couple of captured buoys floating near the surface and what looked like profiterole style net floats on either side. Once again the length of the skirt was at a bit of a high ebb and at the bottom of her spray tanned legs were the most scary shoes I have ever seen.
The show was as dull as Winkleman was hideous, Grobelar the most boring, Jody or Jake whatever his name is acts like a spoilt child, I hope Grant Bovey smacks him one. It seems the interesting celebrities are all the customers in the restaurant. As for the cooks it's B class celebs, B meaning boring also.
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