Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Big Brother, or sister?

Since when was Lisa a guys name? That sure is one ugly girl, or is it a male Lesbian? When did you last see Elvis (Marcus) sitting in Jimmy Savilles chair, or is it Julian Clary's. As a first time watcher of BB (Can I call it that even though I'm such a newbie?)

I feel a bit like an alien that's come down to earth, switched a square box on in the corner of the room and seen what looks like a scene from my home planet, not one normal person amongst the lot of them. What does it say on the researchers clipboard notes when they are sorting through the applicants to appear in 'The house'? Surgash or whatever it's name is sat in the chair, almost disappearing amongst the colourful material of the diary room chair and voted for Charlie, as if he hasn't had enough by the state of his eyes.

I am going to find it difficult to see what all the fuss is about over the coming weeks and I sincerely hope I don't get addicted to this drivel, especially as I have heard that it's actually possible to watch it 24 hours a day, I am in danger of spending the rest of my life in my very own diary room with nice plain white padded walls.

It's nice to see they got a token Brit in amongst the housemates though!

This is not a link to that last statement but I bet it stinks in that bedroom. You must take on board at this juncture that this is genuinely the first time I have watched the Davina fronted channel 4 offering, I love the narration by Paul Gascoine though, nice to hear he is almost sober. Do they really always sleep in the same room? and all shower together? Then why did they pick the ugliest people possible? Halfwit must go even if only for that hair, what were his parents thinking about (or arguing about) the day they named him?

2 comments:

  1. I shudder at such programmes.... especially as a family I was at recently actually had a video diary room set aside for the guests!

    ReplyDelete
  2. Achhh noooo. Don't tune in to this drivel. It attacks your brain cells one by one. Jordan watched Big Brother once. x

    ReplyDelete

Labels

Followers

Blog Archive