Friday, June 12, 2009

Eastbenders

What happened to Eastenders all of a sudden? It's more like sex in the city! The ladies at the 'Book club' were discussing the last time the earth around Albert square moved for them and Tanya was put on the g spot and asked when her last time was, obviously embarrassed she thought for a while and someone says, 'What about in prison, I've seen Bad girls you know'. She then admits that the man she wants to be romanced by is the guy she once beat and buried alive, oh you women are so difficult to work out, you just don't know what you want do you.

From bad girls to bad mother, Debra is causing a stir in the square, she isn't the brightest thing within ear shot of Bow bells is she, as she opened a bottle of white wine she explained to Whit that she had to let it breathe and then after letting the 'White' wine 'Breathe' she gulps it down straight away. After some 'French courage' it's off to the Queen vic and time to start try and pick up Christian, thankfully Whitney stopped her making a complete fool of herself inquiring as to whether or not he had a six pack, my guess is he has, he does look very fit, it must be all those press ups he did when he served a bit of time at her majesties pleasure. That reminds me of a gay couple on an aeroplane were asked to stop kissing on a flight and refused to, they received 4 days in prison as punishment. Punishment???

Chelsea played away with one of Walford towns star footballers, every hole's a goal as they say. Then Theo goes round begging her to take him back, Theo my son you don't stand a chance, quit college, buy a BMW (Make up your own meaning of BMW) and you will chase happily ever after someone else has taken advantage of a wide open goalmouth.

The Masoods are serving up a few delights in the way of story lines, web cams in bedrooms, double dating and living in sin, I am not sure which is more believable, is Eastenders or Big Brother the most realistic show on TV at the moment?


One more question to ponder, whatever happened to Lemon flavour opal fruits, actually, what ever happened to opal fruits? OK OK, starburst lemon flavour?

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