The one show man with the sex teXt factor

Forgive me for revisiting old subjects, but it seems there is no end to the naive, idiotic, lying cheating celebrities that somehow believe that they can trust ANY woman to keep their secret safe.

My first gut reaction in situations like this is 'You bloody idiot'. As if a person in the media spotlight wont be a target for the 'Kiss and tell trap'. Listen, I am a man of the world, I understand a mans needs, I appreciate that what a man wants he 'Needs it now' and that other little person within us takes over, grows into a bigger person and that's when the dick head rules the head head. I am not saying I sympathise with Manford, but I do understand. It's late, you have just done a gig, hundreds of people have come to see you, applauded you and worshipped you basically.

It's 2 am, what are you going to do, you are still buzzing, the high you are experiencing is unequalled by anything, well almost anything. Speaking from experience I have felt those emotions, miles from home and those I love, the applause and laughter is over, the testosterone is racing round your body, the wife is sleeping or smelling of baby sick, or maybe even pregnant and not looking her best, well guess what Mr Manford, you chose it all, it's your fault. You also chose to listen to the dick head between your legs and for some bizarre unfathomable reason you got excited and did a bit of stand up to an audience of one ugly, fat, gold digging, fame hungry tweeter. there are some similarities between you and Debra Mc Money, oops sorry McNamee

This is so typical of the thinking celebrities have today, they want the money, the fame and the recognition, but, not the intrusive side which comes with it. You don't need to look in a dictionary to know that if you did look up the definition of 'Celebrity' somewhere in there it would say; Celebrity: Someone in the public eye that wants to make lots of money, be recognised by paparazzi (When it suits them) seeks attention from tabloid newspapers but isn't always happy when they get it. They are paid millions of pounds to do a job they are ill qualified to do other than the fact they are a celebrity. You put your face in the centre of the media target and there will always be people with a quiver full of arrows aiming straight for your Japseye. (Photo: Cheryl Tweedy was a victim of text sex)

The press in this country will do everything to build you up and then knock you down again, it's a two way win for them, they sell papers when you are good but even more when you turn bad. Trouble is we love to stick our noses in other peoples business, we always have, it's just that when that someone else is a celebrity, the bigger, longer and harder the fall. They all love to read and believe their own press when it's good, then grovel to those that once meant so much to them when it all goes wrong. We have to accept there will always be the fame hungry and those hungry for the famous.

Jason joins others such as Vernon Kay, Ashley Tweedy and even Wayne Rooney technically in the hall of celebrity shame. OK Rooney actually had proper sex with a prostitute, whereas Jason Manford didn't hand over any money as far as we know, just as well as it turned out to be a self service hand job anyway. Either way you look at it, she was prostituting herself knowing her payment wouldn't be left on the bedside table but posted through her letter box by way of a cheque from whichever tabloid she chose to contact.

I don't expect all celebrities to be squeaky clean, but I do expect them to be punished for their infidelties, if not by their partners then by the people that pay their wages. 2.5 million pounds of license fee payers money to present a half hour show a few nights a week? His behaviour is not that of a family show presenter, he should be fired from the One show, but we all know he wont be. While they are at it sack that sorry excuse for a presenter Alex, are there no presenters with an English accent looking for work? I am more than willing to step into her shoes and dress if need be, but please Jason, Tweet me with respect.