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It was another frustrating weekend not only for those that can sing but for all of us watching who can sing better than Wagner. I asked the question last week and as yet have not had an answer, who is voting for Wagner? In these hard times of recession it seems there are still many thousands of people who are throwing their money away on a ‘Joke vote’. Even Robbie Williams has joined in with his support for the Brazilian saying “He is good for the competition; he is doing what Stavros Flatley did on Britain’s got talent”. No he isn’t Robbie, he can’t even dance, he can’t sing or speak English.

It was good to finally see the back of Belle Amie, Cowell can now concentrate (If he wasn’t already) on One Direction. We haven’t seen the last of the Wannabe Spice girls as Geri Halliwell has expressed an interest in managing them, yeah go old woman power.

Best performance of the week must go to Jay K as he showed he is a pretty good judge of judges when he said Danni and Cheryl are not capable of judging talent, although on the subject of shagging he does think Cheryl is worth it. It is sad that the judges don’t utilize honesty in the same way. The Louis Walsh record is still stuck on “Wagner is what the X Factor is all about”. NO he isn’t Louis, he is everything it isn’t about, he can’t sing, has no seX appeal and is depriving others with more talent than he has from having a fair crack of the whip. The X factor (As far as I am aware) is about finding a pop star, a recording artist who will sell millions of albums and make Simon Cowell even richer. That is what it’s about Louis. Where does Wagner and Mary figure in that? Yes Mary can sing but be honest she isn’t a pop star, yes she does have the X factor but unfortunately there is an L after it.

Aiden is so predictable and I am convinced if he manages to stay in a few more weeks we will actually witness a breakdown live on TV, someone please put him out of his obvious misery and either just shoot him or give him a modelling contract, that guys intensity was the scariest part of my Halloween night. Katie Worzel Waissel was a close second, I don’t think she will survive the wrath of the public for much longer, Brits are like a bulldogs grip, once the teeth are in they won’t let go.

Cher is losing her spell over me, the quirky strange 17 year old does have something but she is not ready yet. She is a child, to thrust her into a life of alcohol even before her 18 th birthday would be wrong, having said that, she is old enough for sex, she has the rock and roll in her blood, just needs an injection of drugs and she is good to go, and, as we now know it is safer to have a shot in the arm than a shot of tequila.

Rebecca will always work as a recording artist, I can see her album adorning the shelves of every wine bar like Sade’s did back in the 90’s. Paije will have his little niché in the competitive market of soul singers, Matt Cardle I am still not sure about, yes he is good but he is no Jon Bon Jovi, I honestly can’t see where he is going to fit in, he isn’t even quite pretty enough to join Aiden on the catwalk.

I truly believe there is only one direction this year’s competition is heading and my tip for next week’s bottom two is Katie and Treyc.