Corrrrrrrrdia Winkleman

Well hello Claudia, can i be your winkle man? Has she or has the head of the HK wardrobe department been reading my daily blog updates? And if she didn't look eddible enough how tasty is Danielle, Oh lucky lucky, lucky lucky lucky lucky Lineker.

Long, thick, very slippery when wet, I'm not talking about how Danielle and Claudia the two top dishes of the night made me feel, I am referring to the eels, they all handled them with intrepidation, all except for Naomi who acted like a girl on her first date and stayed well away from it, is there a man that didn't flinch just a bit as the cooks cleavers chopped the heads off?

The show is improving and I like the after work chillout, Linda is always first to the wine and Bruce wastes no time grabbing a bottle of lager which he has no intention of dropping, perhaps that's what Marco meant tonight when he told him he was wobbling. It helps them all wind down and it's fun to see Linda receive a lesson in English literature learning words such as tits and wanker, all this on top of Marco screaming at her all night 'Where's my crabs' oerr.

Highlights of the show tonight, Jody on the pass, utter chaos, Anthea turner trying to go behind Marcos back and give a diner some extra chips, which Marco could sack her for, Ade Edmonson is growing on me with every show and I think he can go all the way. It was great to see his wife Jennifer Saunders looking very good with her even more gorgeous daughter.

We again saw the nightly customers plucking up the courage to complain about cold starters, cold plates, overcooked undercooked dishes and were promptly reminded it's better to sit down, shut up and eat what you're given, or get sent to Surrey.

I'm looking forward to Cooooordia's next outfit tomorrow night and finding out who will get fired form the kitchen from hell, could it be Bruce Wobblear, Naomi or Anthea? I must get some new batteries for the remote tomorrow night, it#s the start of the world snooker championships, Hells Kitchen and Britains got talent, oh my god!