Bathrobe wardrobe

Claudia showed up in the restaurant on Saturday night wearing her bathrobe. Can I have a woman's point of view on her make up please, I think she is wearing far too much on her eyes or is there something wrong with my eyes?

How Jody never got (a) a punch in the mouth from Grant for calling his former side dish, now his wife a cow (b) a stud free headbutt from Vivian or (c) his marching orders from General Marco I will never understand. If the decision was left to the audience then switchboards and text facilities would have gone into meltdown and prompted my first ever participation in reality voting. It was a childish rant from a slimy little show off who, threw his utensils out of the pram because he was put on potatoes again. It would have been fun to see him suffer the same fate as the eels on the previous show. Well Jody as you say in Yorkshire ‘I say what I like’ well guess what Jody, we don’t like what you say, take off ‘T’ chefs hat and ‘T’ apron and get on ‘T’ motorway.

Lurking Lineker was once again goal hanging in the restaurant making sure no one drifted offside and behind the defence of the beautiful Danielle, what’s that all about? OK let the family and friends in one night to gaze in awe at their loved ones getting humiliated by every paying customer, which seems to be about 70% of them with one gripe or another, the ongoing problem of cold food and bizarrely the other most common complaint which you would never hear in an American restaurant ‘here is just too much food on my plate.
I actually think Marco has a hard spot for Danielle, yes it’s never soft when she is around I’m sure. She reminds me of Catherine Zeta Jones without the attitude.

I have warmed to Ade Edmondson and is now my favorite not only personality wise but also to win whatever it is they are trying to win. Linda Evans is a cutey and my Mums old VHS collection which thankfully includes episodes of Dynasty will satisfy my hankering after what she once looked like before plastic surgeons sucked most of the original woman away.

Marco is just pure class in every way, genius chef, philosopher a very honest man who sticks to his principals no matter what. There is a warmth about him, an aura around him like a high class ready brek glow. But who will be first out the door? It will definitely be Anthea or Jody, any bets?