The Anal 'Soap awards', (Not a spelling mistake) the yearly dick and breast rub for the celebrities that occupy the majority of our prime time viewing at least 4 times a week, oh plus the chance to watch them all again without interruption on a Sunday. I don't know about you but I usually miss at least one during the week but still watch them all, hoping for a more interesting story line and live in hope that the BBC surely wont show the ridiculous Nick Cotton storyline of being down right awful to his Ma. How many years has that particular thread been boring us?
It does seem though that even the powers that be at the BBC realise it can't go on much longer and Nasty Nick is going to be axed, well actually shot by Billy. However, Going on his past record I don't think he will have the bottle and we are doomed to yet another comeback from the prodigal son whenever the writers suffer a bit of block
There were no real surprises apart from Doctors picking up a couple of awards just to interrupt the never ending run of 'And the award goes to Eastenders', 'and the award goes to Coronation street', Babs 'Get outta my pub' Windsor picked up the lifetime achievement, tell me, has June Brown already won it?
I adore Kate Silverton, it's fantastic to see her presenting so many different shows now, I watched the documentary she did about sleep and insomnia, Kate, you are my reason for insomnia, I would never want to sleep if you were in my bed :)
Sexy, well spoken, Stylish, what is the term for a top newsreader, a singer is called a Diva, what about Kate? Kate, I have one question for you, do you only have one coat? Don't get me wrong the white one is very nice, but one can only imagine you naked under one coat for so long. Tell me some news I want to hear, you are single, you get turned on by men with big ears and glasses with no real job to speak of! Newsflash for you, I am that man.
So Katie and Peter separated. Katie said she would miss the great bond she built with Peter, the companionship, making shows together, the family holidays, Peter said he would miss the tit wanks. I was watching Have I got news for you on Friday night and saw a clip of Peter and Jordan singing 'A whole new world' together, not sure which version was more sickly, that one or the Yorkshire Grandfather and Granddaughter performing it on this weeks Britain's got talent, I must say I did find it a little weird, well uncomfortable really. The ten year old innovative dancer was sensational, he performed moves I have never seen before, Mr Jackson step down off the stage, there is a 10 yr old in town.
So the weeks TV was both interesting and in most cases same old same old, as I sat in front of my non flat screen plasma TV, in my dimly lit chandalierless room (I didn't even have any spare light bulbs) worrying about being disturbed by soldiers attacking my moatless one and only rented home over the weekend enjoying Rolf and his stylophone, Simon Cowell experiencing premature ejectulation, buzzing in on the village people before he realized that they were going to imitate him also, Kate Silverton naked under her coat (in my mind anyway) and pondering Nick Cottons downfall and his obvious return in 2 years time when they feel sorry for him again for having no work. Is he the only Eastender ever to only act in just the one programme?
Some last food for thought, on 'This morning' 21st May, Phil Vickery talking about making a chocolate pudding and the lack of White dog poo these days, and there was me having a late breakfast of Porridge followed by sausages, Bon Appetite
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