Abba, Eamonn Holmes, Jerry Lee Lewis, Anthea Turner, Prince Charles, Madonna, & Prince, Steven Segal, Kate Winslet and Kate Winslet again.
All the above were answers to my question I put to twitterers 'Who are the most annoying celebrities. Why these were suggested I am not sure but I will give my thoughts on these and a few of my favourites for the title 'Most annoying celebrity 2009'.
Starting in alphabetical order, I cannot offer any explanation for the nomination of ABBA, surely they made every ones lives more interesting and rewarding other than their own, their fame and fortune was responsible for the break up of their marriages and the band and one of their greatest hits an anthem for divorcing couples all over the world proving that the winner doesn't take it all, rather 50%.
Anthea Turner, annoying? Hell yes, everything she has done from showing us what to do with our empty fairly liquid bottles back in her 'blue peter' days, to showing us what to do with our empty fairy liquid bottles in 'Perfect housewife' she is the most irritating person on TV. Her voice that is accompanied with that false smile as every word squeaks from her sass mouthpiece is like the sound that annoying child would make in the classroom scratching his nails down the chalkboard and visibly as repugnant as the teacher throwing the eraser in your general direction. She turned the nation against herself when she broke up the marriage of a certain Mr Bovey, but at the same time delighted his ex relieving her of the duty of having to be married to the second most detestable 'Celebrity in the world' (Even if only achieving that status by screwing someone famous) What a couple, I'm sure they will be very happy together.
Someone else very close to the title and not only by way of being next alphabetically, is Charles of Prince fame, we are not talking about the artist formerly known as either, we will get to him later. Charles was married to probably the worlds best loved women of all time, he and his Mother seemed to be the only people on the planet too stupid to realise it.
He spoke to plants more than he did her and maybe even had a hand in her early demise in history's most famous crimes of passion, actually scrap that last statement, he has neither passion, or compassion. Yes we read how he is preaching to the world about saving this planet we all share equally as he travels around in his Eco friendly Chelsea Charter, I think I can safely say we listen as much to what he says as the plants did all those years ago which he is now 'playing at saving'. If it were me I would gladly die rather than listen to his ramblings, no, not the ones where he dons a skirt and goes Highland flinging his thing in the outer he brides. (Not a spelling mistake or unwanted space). You are annoying Charles every time you open your mouth and your other trait in common with self proclaimed 'Queen Anthea of TVdom' is that you also married someone you deserved second time around.
I am so pleased to get Charlie out the way as it puts me onto the letter E which stands for Eamonn Holmes as the next nominee for title of 'Most annoying Celebrity 2009'
The ballooning bothersome Belfaster with undoubtedly the most annoying voice on TV up there with the worst of them including Anthea, I am so pleased I missed their shows together on GMTV, memories of Pinky and Perky or the clangers come to mind only I could actually understand what they were saying.
It's not just me that thinks he is a bit on the bulky side, I am not one of these people that think I have a right to say how someone looks, well on this occasion I am because this is not radio we are talking about, Moyles got away with it for years but since getting his own TV show has realised it's time to lose some of the flab, so take the hint Holmes. He was ridiculed in Viz as the man that ate all the pies and still made the mistake of trying to hide behind Sarah Cawood rather than confront a group of protesters from the Fathers for Justice organisation on the national lottery show back in 2006. So to sum him up, a fat Irishman that is almost impossible to understand works in TV and radio also, where is the justice for viewers and listeners?
Jerry Lee Lewis was nominated by @JULIE_MOORE with the explanation for her choice 'He is a plonker' I actually think his accolade placing him at number 24 in the rolling stone magazine all time top 100 is justified, he was one of the original pioneers of rock and roll music, a great entertainer who took playing the piano to a whole new level, so although he gets a mention, he doesn't get a nomination for my top 10 annoying celebrities, sorry Julie.
Kate Winslet, now she is going to be very near the top of my list, I like her but she annoys me, I am trying to think what it is that angers me so much where she is concerned, she is a good actress, or is she? In some scenes she comes across as plausible, in others she has the Jim 'The over actor' Carey. Is she trying too hard? for me that's when she loses her naturalness, the characters lose their believability and I lose the plot. She was terrific in Titanic, unfortunately it wasn't her that disappeared beneath the waves, she sunk at the beginning of Revolutionary road and Leonardo proved what a class act he is. If there were an award for giving the most annoying acceptance speech at an awards ceremony she would have double the trophies she has on her mantle piece. Those totally rehearsed so called 'shocked unrehearsed' acceptance speeches fool no one, well me anyway, which means whoever comes next in the remaining 4 places open for nomination have no chance of taking over 1st place for the most annoying celebrity on the planet, or maybe not, I do have a surprise candidate to spice things up a little.
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