Wednesday, November 18, 2009

If this is reality let me out of here

A reality world gone mad! What is this once great country becoming? Are there really so many cruel, heartless, brain dead vengeful vigilantes in their homes 7 nights a week dishing out punishment to a celebrity who as far as any of us know for sure has done nothing other than chase a dream, use what God gave her (And a very skillful plastic surgeon) to get what she wants. This is not Hitler or Stalin, this is a human being that has entertained the public and her only crime if it can be called that is to have treated an Australian criminal (Descendant) not as you would expect a woman to treat her husband, but then again, what percentage of women these days do.

Yes that's right, I don't know the whole story, I haven't watched all the Peter and Katie docs, in fact I haven't seen one of them, neither does anyone else reading this, or the millions of people watching and bullying her with every challenge they put her up for. As I watch this barbaric display which I am led to believe is what British entertainment is these days I feel ashamed to be British, I feel so sorry for Katie and find myself explaining to her through the screen as she tries to brush off the last cockroach from her almost perfect body (I actually don't like big tits, especially fake ones) 'Katie, I didn't vote for you'. I just want to hold her and tell her everything will be OK, I am with you, I am proud of you.

This woman is a mother, a human, a daughter, she has parents and grand parents, this is flesh and blood (And a little/Lot of silicone) have some compassion, because I tell you something, this woman has resolve, determination, very clever business brain and at the end of the day she will come out of that jungle more than 5 times richer than any of the other celebrities while you the voter will have a larger phone bill.

It's incredible to watch everyone tweeting while the show is on and so many of the tweets are merely jealous rants by women wishing they had some of what Katie has, which parts I will leave up to you to decide. So what about the other jungle mates? Sam Fox, hmmmm, what did she used to do for a living, sing badly and show off her tits. I don't see people sending her to the snake pit or crocodile infested cold tub. This is the reality world now, Internet, satellite TV where companies can afford to put on these hideous excuses for entertainment every night of the week, funded in a large way by you.

ITV should be ashamed of themselves, they are participating in a witch hunt that will end one of two ways; Katie will suffer death by heart attack brought on by these ridiculous 'Tucker trials' because believe me she will not give up, can you not see how much she is trying to make people like her, not even like her, but accept her, or she will come through this with her head held high a stronger person and very much wealthier not only in monetary terms.

Is it the same people voting for Katie that are voting for Jedward every week picking up the phone to torture the millions of Xfactor viewers? They may not have had cockroaches, ants, maggots and crocodiles nipping at them but every xfactor finalist that has suffered at the hands of you the voters that have broken the hearts of those people with so much more talent than the terrible twosome, You are so sadistic, barbaric and pathetic. This is what happens when you let a nation of ignorant, unqualified grudge bearing people with a telephone decide the future of would be stars.

It's not even just Britain anymore, we spread our reality disease all over the world, who needs swine flu to destroy a world when you have reality TV, it just takes a slower more damaging route through the brain.

I watched in horror last night as another nations dreams were dragged through the pile of shit called F.I.F.A. How many more times is sport going to reward cheats? How much longer before authorities hand out deserved punishments for blatant cheating? Technology has been around for years now and has been used in many other sports. I was taught from a very young age that cheats never prosper, Mum and Dad, you lied to me, but I'm glad you did, I wouldn't have wanted to grow up any other way, how low do you have to sink to cheat at anything, let alone a sport, it's sport for Gods sake, no that's just it, it isn't anymore.

In 1966 technology wasn't available to right wrongs, no, the Geoff Hurst goal didn't cross the line and that's probably why you will never hear me banging on about our great world cup win, yes I think we would of still won anyway but that isn't the point, the FACT is it wasn't a goal. Neither was Galas's one last night against the Republic of Ireland, blatant handball by Henry, blatant cheating. Own up, play the game again, or at the very least don't allow Henry on the plane to South Africa. This as we all know will never happen, just as Maradona went from strength to strength with his basket balling talent so to will Thiery Henry, why? Two reasons really, no one has the balls to stand up to these cheats and secondly the president of F.I.F.A. is Michel Platini, guess where he comes from!

So my little lynch mob, next time you pick up your telephone to crucify the daughter of God (Let's be honest, if God did create a woman she would surely look something like Katie) think about what you are actually doing, would you give the child at school that's bullying your child the money to buy his sweets in the tuck shop at break time?

Britain has got talent, let's use it to do the right thing, produce proper TV, let's use our vote in the right places, if there is any justice in this country then let it show through tonight and put either of the talentless Scottish lovers in a bottle, or maybe even a bottle in them, actually no, they would enjoy that. Will there be any romance in the jungle this year? Apart from the interior designers of course, so long as they don't try to rearrange Joe's interior they should be OK. And finally, Sunday evening do the whole of the country and the other XFactor hopefuls a favour and spare us all from our weekly exposure to those other two cockroaches.

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