Day 12 become 10

I haven't looked forward to getting a result as much as this since O J Simpson got away with murder, and tonight the public got it wrong again. It's a travesty of justice that tonight two people are serving sentences they don't deserve. How can Sov be rewarded for her dispicable behaviour? What has happened to the British publics interpretation of entertainment, personality and general niceness. Heidi I think you deserve to be locked up in the BB house this evening and (I can't bring myself to call her by her first name) Sovereign should be cast out into the wilderness and left to make whatever noise it is she makes out of earshot of humanity.

Davina was excellent tonight, I can't think of a better presenter, or a better writer of her great little puns, and there were plenty popping up on her autocue tonight. 'Not for the first time in her life Madame Heidi finds herself locked in a hot 3 way with t2 other girls'. She carried on, 'Do you want Lady Sovereign to pisov or do you want to put the Kat out'? Yes there was more, 'Which 2 birds do you want to kill with one phone'? BBBBBrrrrrrrriiiiiilllllliiiiaaannnnnntt, oh I can hear her saying it as I type.

Ooops, I forgot one, 'Tonight 3 celebrities are drinking at the last chance saloon and Big Brother will make it a double'. Davina, I love you nearly as much as Debra Stephenson when she is doing you, if you get what I mean.

So back to the beginning, I can do an average Geordie accent but i'm not sure about typing one but here goes. Deeeeeee twulv nin eeetin e.m. All but 2 of the lazy housemates are in bed. What is it with them? I watch the live show most nights and they are all in bed by 11.30. If one of the reasons for Heidis eviction nominations from 5 of the housemates was for always sleeping I think there were plenty more guilty candidates.

Vinnie was gossiping about everyone basically to Stephanie. I think Vinnie is really playing to win, he is playing every possible card there is. It's as if he has studied all the previous series of CBB and worked out his strategy which seems to be one of get on with everyone, dislike something about everyone and basically use his thuggish bully boy ways to intimidate everyone in there but be likable in a way also, bit like his career really. You can tell he is dying to get back in the kitchen and tell everyone I told you so. He even reopened the gate of corned beef again. I think everyone should have a go at cooking, Vinnie has been watching too much celebrity jungle I think and fancies himself as a bit of a Gino. It worked for him, does Vinnie see that as his meal ticket to the title? Stephen has him well tagged explaining 'Vinnie is playing it very smart'. I loved Heidi's comparrison of him to a kind of O J Simpson that hasn't murdered his wife, classic Heidi, I will miss her already.

Sisqo is frighteningly quiet and could be up for eviction Monday in my view along with Sov hopefully. He did have rather an amusing conversation with Dane about who was the sexiest woman in the house and they both agreed it was Stephanie. Sisqo thought she 'looked good for her age' although he said 'I don't actually know how old she is'. I do think we need subtitles for Sisqo rather than Ivana. We learned that Stephanie once owned a boa constrictor, Nicola showed again that if it wasn't for two particular assets we might not know who she is, she asked, 'Is that a snake'? I do like Nicola, there is an innocence about her. Sov isn't far behind in the lack of grey matter department, when she thought she would get involved in a conversation between Nicola and Vinnie discussing Nicolas status as a WAG. 'No you aint married innit' Sov piped up, that led to a rather bemused look from Nicola who was I'm sure working out the Acronym. 'No but it means wives and girlfriends' but I'm not a WAG anyway cos my man isn't premiership'. You couldn't write that stuff.

Preacher, physcologist and now terrorist Osama sin Baldwin scared the hell out of 'Rocky' Reid as he explained he had a vision of the future, now I'm guessing Alex was thinking oh yeah this is going to be good, I am probably driving an Aston Martin DB8, I've just pressed the ejector seat button and Daniel Craig has gone flying through the sunroof, I'm dressed in Tuxedo, nice blonde in the back seat, on my way to a cocktail bar for a Martini. Erm, no, Stephen is a terrorist and has got your 5 year old son and in order to defeat Satan you have to kill your son, come on Alex what do you do? I kill him Stephen. My God, I don't know which is more disturbing, the fact that Alex has a child or Stephen is a terrorist.Katie Price has been very quiet on the tweet fron lately, she has tweeted 3 times in the last week, including @MissKatiePrice 'My man alex is doing sooooo well an miss him soooo much soooo proud xxxx' And lastnight she went to see legally blond at the theatre, I knew there was some sophistication in there somewhere.

Basshunter gave us all a lesson in how to achieve perfection at oral sex, all you need is a bowl of cream and sugar and practice licking it for 6 months. That was a top tip, or tip top from a girl he met in a bar.

Big Brothers Big Mouth the show that follows on E4 is fantastic entertainment, and if you are on twitter you can send your questions to @bb_bigmouth I so wanted my question to be read out, I say my question, it was something I heard on 8 out of 10 cats from the bizarre mind of Sean Lock. They were discussing CBB and Katia was the topic and he said 'She is the one that went out with rolling stone Ronnie Wood, can you imagine him naked in bed, I bet he looks like a KFC box after you've thrown all the bones back in', Quality. They did a terrific feature on BM about Ivana being the cougar and Alex was her prey, very clever editing again, I wish I was that talented, congratulations to the production team. I would actually like to keep Heidi company, just until Vinnie comes out, I find her fascinating, quite sexy un a way.

Am I the only one who would like to see Alex knock Vinnie out? Perhaps when this is all over Harry Hill could get them on his TV Burp and it could be sorted out once and for all who is the toughest? There is only one way to find out, FFFFFFFFFIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

A twist on Brucie's Play your cards right saw Madame Heidi pimping the famous for a night, Stephanie wont be pleased to hear she may have been worth £40,000 a few years ago could now not demand anymore than a 1,000 dollars for acting the ho, Ivana who is slightly older but much richer and blonde could charge 2,000 for entry into the lift shaft of this towering Trump. Davina could be tempted away from Channel 4, Channel 3, BBC1, BBC2, Sky for 10,000 a night and if you are looking for a meaty male to satisfy your pallet you can get a tossed salad for 200.

Monday night is the next huge night in the CBB7 calender, although I am addicted to every single second I can get, which means I am off to bed now to turn on the TV and fall asleep with who I am already calling my new friends, the housemates. Oh my God I had to come back and tell you I am not the only one still awake, Sisqo and Sov are in bed together, Sisqo you have got it so wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.