If CBB has been simmering, Wednesday night almost reached boiling point. Vinnie was on bitch duty again, Nicolas words not mine. He really is beginning to irritate more than just me. Opinion on twitter tonight was definitely starting to turn against Jones, there seems to be two new favourites, Alex and Dane. Vinnie warned the housemates tonight that there would be only one winner of the tactics game and that's himself, he explained the reason was you need intelligence to win that battle, well I would say that is exactly the reason you wont win it Vin.
I am not going to turn this into the Vinnie Jones blog, but I want to mention something Siqso said tonight. When he went into the diary room he wasn't happy that he had been nominated and showed his contempt for Vinnie when he said 'I thought this was the Big Brother house not the Big Vinnie house'. (Refer at this moment to the title of yesterdays blog, scroll down). He declared war on the so called Hollywood hard man and vowed that it was now personal, 'It's David versus Goliath'. Now you're talking Sisqo, you should have spoken ages ago instead of singing that song all the time, I really hope you haven't left it too late. I do think though it will be Stephen that survives the public vote on Friday, simply because he has more to offer the show than Sisqo. You have 2 nights to change our minds thong man.
Or did Stephen go one step too far when he took it to heart that it was only Americans that didn't get any chocolate and had to be content with a note telling them that they were in fact the chosen 3 for possible eviction. That will teach you Americans for stealing our Cadburys, however, you didn't quite get all the chocolate did you. He did play the old 'After all America has done for the English' card which could sway us to vote the weasel out, especially if we think carefully about what the Americans have actually done for us. I would like to thank them for Adrian Monk though, 'Here's the thing' Stephen, that's the Monks line, it's time you took a vow of silence Father Baldwin.
It was kind of the Dane Bowers show tonight and he did shine like a true star. He did a great impression of Stephen sucking up to Alex about how good he is at training and what a great body he has, the 'Tree of temptaion' chose the Another level singer as it's next victim, at the same time mocking him rather subtly, no it wasn't subtle was it, Dane just didn't twig it (Pun intended). The tree said that he let the key slip through his fingers, a bit like his career and punishment for that was to make sure that everyones ring would sting in the morning. Oi Oi I thought, Boy George never entered the house by the back door when the authoritis weren't looking did he? No, it involved spicing the steak dinner up a bit with some chilli powder in Dane's special sauce, oooeerrrr. Only trouble was, they all liked his special sauce, particularly Stephen. Just digressing for a second, if Stephen was gay and he wasn't a 'Giver' when about to engage in homosexual sex would he say grace? For what I am about to receive may the Lord make me truly thankful for.
Meanwhile for Danes failure to ruin the housemates dinner the heating was turned up to max the hot water turned to cold and all the sofas were taken away and replaced with uncomfortable wooden benches, some of them in the snug room coated in honey. Stephen had only been saying how much he loved English honey seconds before and found the gesture rather sweet (His pun not mine). I do see a fierce takeover bid from the Americans on the cards for Gale's in the coming weeks however.
I love the way Alex sees every opportunity to train, while others were moaning about the new seating arrangements, apart form Nicola who liked the feeling of her butt cheeks being squeezed between the gaps in the wood, Alex saw a new weight training excersie and got the weights out. After all that he needed a shower and for a few seconds I thought he went into the shower cubicel and just couldn't get Katie's punch bags out of his head and decided to knocked one out, luckily there was a nice cold shower provided by Big Brother to cool him down. I think Alex will go all the way, he is the most polite, the nicest, he knows his place in the celebrity pecking order, he feels privilidged to be in there and he is definitely the one you want on your side if you are in trouble.
This leads me to what I think is the funniest thing I have seen on TV in years. I love comedy, I adore comedians like Michael McCintyre, Sean Lock, Jason Manford, Jimmy Carr, comedy greats like Tommy Cooper and John Cleese, but what happened tonight made me cry with laughter everytime I watched it, thanks again Sky+ for rewind. OK, this is what happened;
Due to Dane's earlier failure to ruin dinner he had to then wait until everyone was fast asleep and then scream as loud as he could pretending to have suffered a terrible nightmare and gain a hug of sympathy. As he screamed, all of the housemates apart from Vinnie, Stephanie and Ivana woke up, well jumped up and if you kept your eyes on Alex he actually went into boxing mode from sleep mode instantly, pure comedy gold. If you haven't seen it take a look here http://bigbrotheruk2010.com/big-brother-news/alex-reid-protects-housemates-from-danes-nightmare/ That for me speaks volumes about the type of guy Alex is, honest and someone that genuinely cares for the welfare of his mates, rather than others in there that are looking out for number one.
This was the first show free of Sov's ranting, she may have the key but not the secret on surviving in the house but some housemates seem to think that she may have been reincarnated in Sisqo, watch out for a few tantrums from him over the next couple of days as he is set to challenge for ruling the roost and bring down the leader of the house.
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