What I like about BB is it takes people out of their comfort zone. They are not in control of their lifestyles, their food, their warmth or cold, their routines are turned upside down and they have to share sleeping time with snorers, nightmare sufferers and people having sex. Yes, apparently according to Stephanie Jonas and Katia had sex. What they were doing probably is sex to someone of Stephanie's age.
So imagine how Vinnie Jones must be feeling now. He created a whole new comfort zone for himself in the house, well the kitchen mainly. He doesn't mix well which is why he likes to hide away in the kitchen and portray this image that he is 'Taking care' of everyone. The only time anything comes out of his mouth is when he is talking about people behind their backs. 'I'm doing everything in here, cleaning the toilets, cooking dinner, cleaning' he reminded everyone (Again). Yes you are doing everything, you wont let anyone else do anything. Nicola and Dane tried to experience life in the big brother kitchen and look what you did to them. Stephen is right, the devil is in the house in the shape of Jones. If anyone knows the rule book it's Vinnie, that must be a new experience for him, he is threatening that he is very close to breaking rule 6 which I'm guessing is using physical violence against a fellow housemate. Vinnie you live in the USA now, do us all a favour and take the 5Th.
I would rather listen to the so called crazy bible bashing Stephen Baldwin any day. He may come across a little crazy and he is an eccentric and sometimes a little too scary with his bizarre questions which usually involve making choices if kids live or die. Tonight's puzzle for whoever was left in the room when he started speaking was 'If you had 4 children and 4 billion dollars would you distribute the same amount of cash to all 4 even though 2 of them were possessed by the devil'? Does he really expect an answer to that? Well if you're reading this my answer is yes Stephen I would, is it not a fact that 'All men are equal'? I love the way he is trying to claim responsibility for Dane's nightmare. 'It's because I've been reading the bible' he claimed. There was no nightmare Stephen, it was a tree. Now he will claim all trees are Gods creations.
Sisqo has quit smoking for a day and a half now, Jonas has stopped the supply maybe? He has vowed to quit drinking and to be nice to everyone if he avoids eviction on day 19. I don't know whether that's the way to get votes from the public, if you are too nice you go, if you are too obnoxious you go. If you act yourself you can also annoy too many people, we are back at the reason for this shows success again, there is no script, no winning formula for a housemate to follow. We all want different things. One woman on twitter tonight got so angry at Alex when he said that he once worked as security in a mental hospital, he explained how there was one guy in there that thought he was God and one that thought he was the devil, now let me think a second, does that remind you of anything? Maybe he was thinking about yesterday in the house.
It all goes to prove how wrong it will be if this show gets axed after this series. The opinions it instigates is phenomenal, we all want to get involved, we all have our favourites. I will be glad when it's all over because it has taken over my life, I am even putting the live feed on every night in my bedroom and falling asleep with them. I watch Big Brothers little mouth, little brother, big mouth, gigantic mouth, live stream, live feed, officalBB live tweets, big brothers little sisters auntie who keeps me up to date because she has a friend that buys the Sun newspaper, OH MY GOD I am going crazy too. I am even turning my heat up full and turning the hot water off in sympathy.
Jonas moved the conversation to a slightly lower level than his usual farting by coming clean about wishing he was bi-sexual. 'I don't mind' rather quickly said Nicola as if she was saying, well come on then now, with Sisqo, or Dane! That would of literally been taking things to another level. There was some attempts at intelligent conversation, Ivana was talking about the way people started dressing a bit better after she arrived. To be fair to them Ivana, when you made your entrance what you saw is not how they normally dress, well except for Alex, and occasionally Stephen at Easter. 'I try to look my best all the time, it's not fair that the viewers should see us dressed like slobs'. Excuse me Ivana, bright orange baggy velour track suit? That's Waynetta Slob. But Jonas got everything back on track when he told the story about the night he and a few mates got drunk and they stuck a pencil up one of the guys arses when he fell asleep, I hope it had a rubber on, then in the morning some girls arrived and they spotted one of the girls sucking the end of that same pencil, now I'm guessing here that it had been removed. Sisqo came out with a great line when they were talking about gay/homosexual behaviour when he said, 'Just cos i don't like a guys balls dangling in my face it don't make me homophobic'.
I'm sure if Damian Hirst tuned in tonight he would have been very impressed with the task the housemates had been set, tomorrow task sees them cut a cross section through Nicolas or Alex's head to see if either of them does in fact have a brain. I actually think they did the task at the wrong time, they should have done it before the meal, or did they and i missed it in editing? So many people are commenting that this is the best BB ever and that some of the tasks are the best, is there a different production team?
I have heard another rumour that those annoying little twats from Xfactor are going to be making an appearance in the house? I saw them on BBLB earlier tonight and was praying this wasn't a precursor to further involvement. Can you imagine what Stephen would make of them? Have you seen John ans Edward interviewed? It's like they don't hear the question and waffle through a pre rehearsed script and deliver it in one long incoherent speech, rather like listening to them singing really.
I noticed Dane getting into weight training, competition for Alex I wonder? A lot of you are liking Dane, I find him a bit of a wet weak but he is likable. It's always fun when they are rewarded with alcohol, that will do more to cut Britain's consumption than any price hike or special deals ban. Sisqo gets very brave with a few inside him and Vinnie knows what alcohol does to him and generally makes a sharp exit. Wise or boring? Stephen is 21 years dry this week and also his daughter was 17 today. He went to the diary room to ask if he could call her but not surprisingly was told no. This provoked what sounded like a threat of 'Wrath' from Stephen and the voice of BB replied with 'Rules', brilliant.
To sum up after day 18, Ivana and Sisqo are on their way out tomorrow and I think Vinnie is starting to crack. Things are really beginning to get to him, deprive him of his feeling of power and control and the real Vinnie will lash out, I thought there was a very poignant thing that happened at the end of the show when there was anger on his face and he threw his water bottle cap across the floor. Maybe he is missing his family like Nicola is, Vinnie it's OK to cry, it's your chance to really prove you do have a softer side because up until now it's the same old Vinnie.
09011 323012 09011 323012 to send Ivana packing
09011 323010 09011 323010 to close the book on Stephen or
09011 323008 09011 323008 to send Sisqo out.
Lines will close in tomorrows show channel 4 at 9pm and then watch the result and evictions live at 10.30 straight after 8 out of 10 cats
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