It all went wrong for me tonight, but I wasn't going to be happy whatever the result. I think we lost the wrong 2 housemates today. Ivana should have gone, come on Britain where has your sense of humour gone? Ivana never brought anything to the house, apart from lots of suit cases. Stephen was good for the house, he interacted with almost everyone. Who is going to take over that role? Alex is the nicest person left in there, Vinnie doesn't like him, Jonas is the only one that really has anything to do with Alex. Dane Bowers is too wishy washy (But I suppose you will get a part in panto at Christmas).
It really was the Vinnie Jones show again tonight unfortunately. He went running to Mummy in the diary room to tell tales on Sisqo breaking rule 7 and disrespecting his family also. you little liar, he didn't do or say anything that was'nt true, just like you claimed. Maybe you could do a 3rd film in the Lock Stock vain and call it 'Snitch'. I am gutted Sisqo actually went and apologised to him.
Stephen got to dress the part of the preacher tonight as he celebrated 21 years sober with a Vicars and tarts bash. Jesus, I bet his wife can't stay sober with him around. It was a weird reason to throw a party I thought, what is a party without alcohol? The answer is Boring! The highlight was a toss up between Alex being reunited with his underwear and Ivana getting a poopydoo as they played pass the parcel. I'm almost certain the person controlling the music during the game didn't have their back to the housemates.
I think it's pretty flat sometimes with the absence of tasks, and alcohol for that matter, it's funny and also informative, it's a chance to see how the 'Celebs' act and react to to the different circumstances. We did get a great moment tonight when Dane won a chocolate cake for the person of his choice, that person would be made aware by a 'Pat on the backside' in BB words, it turned into a real spanking for Stephanie and when she took the chair in the diary room to collect her surprise it was a surprise for me too as it fell from the ceiling into her lap, well all over her really. The clever bit was still to come though when BB then called every HM into the chocolate rollercoaster seat but no one else got their just desserts. Then, if that wasn't enough drama they called Stephanie back in after hearing that she was the only one who got a brown surprise.
Brown surprises were poopular tonight, as Ivana kept a full bedroom waiting for her to discover what naughty Nicola had planted in her bed after retrieving 'The pass the parcel fake dog poo' from the bin bag. That was a strange moment, a page 3 girl going through black bin liners looking for dog poo. Father Stephen wanted nothing to do with the prank, saying that he 'Doesn't condone such behaviour', then became director of the perfect positioning of said doggy do.
Another thing that tickled me tonight was Dane trying to remember the name of a game he played as a child with sticks that you pulled out and marbles fell down, what a plunker.
So, Stephen is out of hell and must find new congregations to convert, I think the British public will discover the mistake they've made when the house shows signs of emptyness. Sisqo will also be missed by everyone except Vinnie, he had Kahunas which Vinnie thought he was lacking and became the first one to challenge his leadership. I think the female viewers will miss him also. He was fun and really did have balls, and a nice bottom I am informed by many of your tweets and opinions expressed by the live audience on E4's Big mouth which follows straight after. If you haven't checked it out yet please do so, they have some good guests on there, mind you they have some swful ones too, those terrible twins were on there tonight. One positive that came out of it though, they didn't try to sing.
I really think for the good of the show the OAP's need to go next followed by Vinnie and leave Nicola, Jonas, Alex and Dane to fight it out. The next evictions will be on Wednesday night when 2 more will end their sentence of taking it in the backside when their back is turned. It's a straight forward vote from the public this time with the 2 with the fewest public votes leaving.
The fun continues Saturday 9PM channel 4
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