The 'Weeding' has been done according to Stephanie, so everything and everyone left in her garden is blooming then? Not quite it would seem after she voted Ivana out but the 'Bouncing Czech' on her Swiss ball has survived at least 'til Wednesday, might take her that long to unpack her bags. People voted for Ivana apparently according to Ivana herself, because she can zip her own dress, make her own bed and do the cleaning, she is normal.
It seems the only thing Stephanie will miss about Stephen is his 12 inches of hard black book, I haven't seen this amount of emotion from her before, not even in her soap operas. All she wants to do when she gets out is to go back to the USA and open a cult for small dogs and become a Nun. She didn't mention Sisqo or whether she would miss anything black and 12 inches about him.
If anyone thought the winner of this years Celebrity Big Brother was a forgone conclusion don't worry because the voters are beginning to realise it's time to dial a different number on their phones. There are now so many reasons to vote against the pompous, pretentious, smug, presumptuous, self opinionated Vinnie Jones, (I have a thesaurus not a bible) do not dial the number attached to his name. I know you are worried he might send the boys round if you don't but don't be intimidated by him. If it's going to be perfect for Vinnie in the house he only needs another two HM's to go, well to make it perfect for me in the house there is only one eviction needed, you. On numerous occasions again tonight he displayed behaviour that definitely should not be rewarded by dodging eviction. When Jonas ruined the 'Flat pack task' albeit because of orders from BB, Jones paced around the lounge like an animal shouting 'This is bullshit, this is bullshit'. Well thank you Vinnie, you just insulted me and my family watching. He threatened the housemates by telling them 'You've seen what happens to people that go against me, they both bit the dust'. Then he says 'I don't wanna win, I was ready and willing to go first', yeah, before you realised you are sharing the house with a bunch of terrified 'Mates'.
The public are warming to Alex and largely because of Vinnie's bullying of him, even tonight he tried to belittle him when Jonas played a fun prank on him in the shower with a bucket of cold water, big man Jones had to get a dig in saying 'You see rocky trying to hide his manhood, he only needed on of those little hotel soaps to cover it'. Alex is lost in there, but he is listening and learning and even stood up to the bully calling him very accurately, 'Arrogant'. I never thought I would be writing this next sentence, Alex Reid rubbing his balls up and down Ivana Trump and Stephanie Beacham in the snug. Yes it was Swedish treats time as the housemates, thanks to Jonas, got to eat some fine meats and cheeses from Sweden and enjoy a special Swedish massage from a kick boxer.
Dane is still agreeing with everything Vinnie says and I believe they are the only ones with a real plan to win. Someone that could throw a spanner into their well oiled machine is Nicola who is really coming out of her shell and showing us all her talents which are not only getting parts of her body out but actually make farting noises with her arm pits, backs of her knees and as we all know from the first few days her arse as well. It was nice to see her consoling Ivana when she made it clear she really wanted to be evicted and wasn't. Ivana thought Nikki didn't like her so it was a nice scene when she was the first to hug her, awwwwww, go on Nicola, let one rip while you cuddle her, trump a Trump.
We learned tonight what Alex bought Katie for Christmas, a Hamster from Hamleys and a Burberry dressing gown hoping it will stop her nicking them from hotels and beauty salons. When asked if he had bought her anything from Ann Summers he said 'Been there, done that', yep, got the T-shirt, probably got the bra also, OK, come on, he is my favourite, I want you all to vote Alex, Nicola or Jonas. That would be the best final I think and the 3 most deserving also.
Vinnie was pleased about being in the house as it stopped him spending money, Nicola said 'Your wife will be out shopping everyday don't worry'. Vinnie answered with, 'No she wont, I buy all her clothes, I choose them'. Now why am I not surprised by that? I would hate to have to live with a controlling egotistical maniac like him in the BB house, never mind his LA home. On the subject of America, I hope a few yanks will see how pleased he was to have got rid of all them.
I don't mean to Vinnie bash but he does deserve the criticism, £700,000 to get angry about washing up and cooking food everyday. That's almost 24 grand a day! I did that in my Dads restaurant and earned £3 and hour, but I wouldn't want to be him for all the money in Ivana's will. I am what I am, Vinnie? It is what IT is.
I will end on a more pleasant topic when Alex was talking about Katie likes to go shopping and get 'High street clothes', Nicola commented 'Yeah half the price too', did she mean she looks like half a Price? Staying with the subject of clothes, Katie Price is selling off lots of her clothes on ebay for charity which is a great gesture from her. If you are interested in any of them click here http://www.harleymedical.co.uk/cosmetic-surgery-for-women/breast-surgery/breast-enlargement-implants-and-augmentation/?gclid=CIrjrbXiu58CFWlr4wodtye20A to see where you can have the surgery, then click here to see Katie's wardrobe at very affordable prices, all the top designers and all vey low cut PRICES http://stores.shop.ebay.co.uk/The-Official-Jordans-Closet
It's 1am I'm off to watch Big Brother live. There could be strong snoring and scenes of snoring.
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