Is this CBB or CBBC? I think the fart joke is wearing a bit thin now, Bass Hunter asking for a game of fart tennis. We have seen enough of that shit over the last 33 years since Virginia Wade blew everyone away at Wimbledon.
Day 3 began as most shows do with Father Stephen Baldwin boring the tits off Heidi and well how ever many were in ear shot of his latest sermon. Never mind 27 days locked up in the BB house he needs to be sectioned. 'If a man got onto a bus with a gun and said he would kill my daughter if she didn't say God didn't exist I would tell her I have taught you what to say, I will see you in heaven'. I think Stephen social services will be welcoming you with open arms on your eviction. Sad thing is he will probably be there til the end, everyone loves a mental case.
Heidi is telling her story of her past when she lost 10 million dollars, 3 houses and got over 3 years in jail for illegal prostitution when all of a sudden the tourettes suffering serial masterbater Jonas decides to cum clean to the nation about his hard times as a teenager, FUCK I'M CUMMING! FUCK I'M CUMMING! and repeat 25 times, but not to fade. He is bordering on the same level of insanity as Alec Baldwins less famous brother.
I was amazed to hear a confession in the diary room from Stephanie that Father 'Frikin' Baldwin had done her earlier, turns out it was only a massage Mrs Baldwin so your ménage a' trois with God is still on for when he gets out.
I enjoyed the task for Vinnie tonight, it was sort of like Noel Edmonds house party meets Phonebooth and Mousetrap with a bit of It's a knockout thrown in. I really expected Vinnie to smash his way out of that phone box at any second, you could almost see his mind thinking 'What the fuck am I doing in here'. It was good to see Alex re enacting a nights sex with Jordan with his head between some very large balloons and covered in what looked like blood and puss, ah such memories.
I am not sure whether to dislike Sov or not, I think she feels totally alone in there and she is finding it very hard to fit in, at the same time she isn't trying too hard either, she didn't even join in singing happy birthday to Vinnie, however she did get off the sofa to nick 'Just one of his chips', and then another.
I thought Bass Hunter was going to be a really nice polite ladies man, he has turned out to be nothing but a leching perv, if he and Ronnie Woods ex do get it on I think if what he has said is true then Katia will definitely get some satisfaction.
Some tweets that caught my eye
@leonkay See I told you Basshunter was a wanker
@chubbyewok Heidi 'I lost 10 Million dollars and spent 3 years in jail'....Basshunter 'I had a masterbation problem' Class
@timlovejoy If I watch CBB every night will I find God?
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