Poor Stephanie, how degrading being watched in a bath doing her laundry because the rules state they only collect personal items once a week. Tell me what is the point of taking a bath with your clothes on, not that I want to watch her or any of the house mates naked. Although with Heidi being locked up again you never know. She provided the quote of the show when talking again about her prison sentence, she though most of the women looked like men in prison and survived by being 'Gay for the stay and straight at the gate' classic.
The Reverend Stephen was again boring everyone with his attempts to convert the housemates for an hour, with the exception of Nicola who admitted she has an attention span of 5 minutes. Jonas was able to find something more interesting to listen to in the garden called the tree of temptation whilst bizarrely making snow squares. This was to be a euphemism which perfectly describes his personality of being a square Swede with very little personality and far less of a sense of humour. How difficult, daring and dangerous is sprinkling a bit of sand in someones bed? I would have sprinkled it in Stephanie's bed then present her with her Egyptian cotton sheets. Strange that, I bet he wouldn't think twice about doing a bit of sperm sprinkling in Kati's bed
(25 times). If I did chicken out and turn into a 'Grass' hunter I would not of then taken Sov into a room on my own. Here is the dilemma though, did he think it would be something disgusting that he would have to put his chosen taskee through, therefore showing who he dislikes the most, Hmmm, difficult one. Not only did Sov have to spend all night alone with the bush hunter she also had to listen to his greatest hits album over and over again. Funniest image of the night has to be Sov doing her impression of a Divan, well it's the closest she'll ever get to being a Diva.
With Sov winning the best image award Stephen 'Boxer' Baldwin had me on the floor as he gave punching lessons to Alex Reid, advice that apparently he had been given by Mike Tyson himself in a late night sandwich bar. Yes I can imagine the scene that probably went something like this;
Hey dude shut up and put the bible away I just came in for a burger, but Mike, God will save you, he will protect you and will make your marriage strong and everlasting. Then I believe Mike did giveth Stephen a lesson.
Alex came clean about his ambitions in life confessing 'I don't want to be famous'. There is something about him I like though, I think he is quite naive and rather immature but also quite likable, I don't know much about the guy so the jury is still out on him as far as I'm concerned.
Vinnie was very quiet this evening, he seems to enjoy being on his own in the kitchen shining the stainless steel. I loved his description of Basshunters music likening him to a light hearted Prodigy.
Katia dropped a classic line in her summing up of Father Stephen when she said 'He cracks me up', makes a change from Ronnie doing it I guess. She made herself laugh tonight though when she owned up to being the reason for Ronnie's marriage, nice, good claim to fame Katia.
Sisqo is a bit disappointing, I expected more from him after his confident flamboyant entrance into the house. 'I'm a little bit frazzled by what's happening in the house' he told the diary room. He explained it wasn't what he expected. Are they given some kind of list of rules before they go in?
I haven't mentioned Dane Bowers because well, he doesn't do anything. There are rumours that Ivana Trump will be joining the house today (Friday) after not showing up on the first night when she didn't show up. That's all we need with all the bottom burps that have been going on another trump.
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