And so continueth the lesson from preacher Baldwin. What is it about born again Christians that they want everyone else to be also? He prattled on about how he would rather have just enough money to survive and time with his wife and children than have all the wealth and fame. Number 1. Where are you for the next 27 days? 2. You don't have to hold onto your millions you made by mistake when directors actually thought you were Alec. Oh and 3. please don't make Alex believe he can act, I refer you to the news of the World article on his debut. www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/katie-price-new-boyfriend-stars-in-vile-porn-film-jordan-sex.html
It was quite a scary start to tonight's show, it was fantastic when the alarms went off but very difficult to distinguish which ones were the clowns, how bad do they look without their make up on, and I am talking about Bass hunter and Alex of course. But seriously can you imagine what it would be like having to wake up next to Sov, Katia and Heidi every morning. Even the 'supposedly pretty girl' Nicola doesn't look too hot next to a clown without her greasepaint on, if anything she is turning into Heidi, they could be sisters. I do think Heidi is kinda sexy, she looks almost vulnerable in that environment and sexily cute if a little bit rough around the edges.
Stephanie is genuinely a lovely lady I think, she seems very interested in the other house mates and is willing to offer advice (Do you understand the difference between offering advice and preaching Father Baldwin) Listening to her confession that her dog has a tattoo was brilliant, until the point that she explained it was not down to her but the previous owner that was responsible for the artwork and it was most certainly not the dog that walked into the tattoo parlour laid on it's back and barked the words 'I want an eagle on my tummy and my name in Japanese underneath it'.
Celebrities do love to talk about themselves don't they, especially when it involves dollar dropping amounts into the conversation at the first opportunity, Dane Bowers and Alex Reid's faces were a picture as they listened intently to Vinnie and Reverend Steven trading film fees. Alex would love to get out of the cage and into an Aston Martin, I can see it now, 'My name is Bond, Jane Bond, I'll have a Tia Maria and coke with a little umbrella'.
The game they played sounded fun, I say sounded fun as I was in the kitchen making a cup of tea at the time and my sky plus was playing up thanks to the weather so pause was not an option, but I soon raced into the lounge when I heard Nicola saying 'Shall i open my legs wider?' only to discover on my hurried return to see she was referring to the catapults and 'Paint' balls between her legs.
I am enjoying my induction to the phenomenon that is BB and I am already looking forward to the next installment. Who do you think will go first? I think and hope it will either be Sov or Katia, although the one thing that might save Katia is the fact that the only chance of any romance in the house this year (Apart from a girl and a wine bottle getting it on) as Bass hunter turns on the Swedish charm. Other possible romances include Heidi and Alex and Stephen and Alex.
It was nice to hear from the horses/Cow/Bitches arse the real reason for Ronnie not being with Katia anymore. How is a group of adults laughing at a fart entertainment? Well at least we no she has a hairy arse now. How absorbing it was listening to Jonas explaining acoustics.
It's fun reading your tweets as an accompaniment to the show and I have my favourite one from last tonight underneath. All comments and thoughts on the show welcome also. See you during the show on twitter tomorrow.
My favourite tweet from day 2
@EmmaK67 The only way Daniel Craig is 'in' Alex Reid is shoved up his arsehole at the end of a cage fight
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