We've had corned beef gate and it was the turn of the humble egg to cause the latest rift in the house. There is a pattern emerging here, Sov eats what she wants, then says she will go without the next day, of couse when the next day comes she still gets her own way. Vinnie is becoming a bit of a softy after saying to egg 'Laidy' Sovereign 'Go on eat it before anyone sees you'. What's the first thing she does? goes and shows everyone her egg. It didn't end there and 'Faggate' began, no I'm not talking about Jonas and Alex getting a little bit too close, but it is Jonas who is being taken for a ride by another female, first his heart was broken, now his stash of ash is going up in smoke with Sov and Sisqo cadging his ciggies.
Who knew she was a lesbian? Don't get me wrong I'm not lesbiphobic it's just she doesn't really act like a lebian, I have always found them to be quite, what's the word? nice! Anyway, enough about her, she is getting far too much airtime and column inches from me also.
The bible bashing 'Bro' was the first one to get nominated by Nicola, interesting reason for her wanting him out was the fact that he is strange and also that he was doing stuff with his winky in front of her. Stephen I am sure it's one of the commandments which states Thou shalt not bash the bishop over a page 3 girl. It must be strange for her to actually 'Meet' someone that does that. Sov got her second vote.
It was the brat in the chair next (I wish they would plug it in) She wants Ivana outta her face due to the fact that the Czech charmer treats her like a child, she never acknowledges me and isn't interested in anything she has to say. she got you tagged all wrong hasn't she Sov. I can't remember who she nominated second, I wasn't listening to her.
Stephanie has had enough of the 'Disident element' also and Jonas is not very high on her list of favourite comedians either saying 'His fart jokes are not funny, he's crude and talks shitty, she's obviously heard his song too.
Sisqo seems annoyed that Ivana has taken a shine to Alex and not himself so played his trump card and thinks Nicola is too preoccupied with her life outside, well she does have one.
Ivana is gisgusted with 'Johan' getting naked so wants to see the back of him, clothed, walking out the door and also Nicola because she is slefish and not a teen player. I am pretty certain Alex was with Johan when he was naked, she must prefer a turnip to a Swede, food for thought, perhaps she wants Alex be sew some seeds in Her vaggy patch?
The 'Reidinator' also nominated Sov because she disobeys authority and she is acting up to try and appeal to her younger fans, alright Alex don't giver her too much credit, she aint that clever. He also wants Sisqos butt out of the house because there is only one hunk in there. Well not if Sisqo goes there wont be.
Dane, although flattered that Sov actually washes her own plate up and gave her the 4th vote, all I hope is the British public go along with the wishes of the housemates and proves to the little bitch that her attitude and behaviour are not condoned. 'Faffa' Ivana was the second on his hit list.
Jonas has had enough of Sisqo banging on about who he's met and how much money he's got and realises that if Sov isn't next out there will be no eggs, but more importantly no enough cigarettes. Probably the real reason he wants sisqo gone as well.
Vinnie not surprisingly as I think he is at least two faced wants Alex gone as he eats too much and nicola (who eats nothing by the look of her) because she should be at home with her kid. She is relying now on 'The white van drivers' to save her. Why didn't you vote off Sov? You have done nothing but complain about her.
Stephen stepped into the confession box and also picked out Nicola as one of the congregation he doesn't want to see at his next service stating she is only looking out for herself and also Dane for displaying 'Individualistic behaviour'.
The 'Misfortune cookies' were handed out as they enjoyed a Chinese takeaway and Sov was at the top of the hated table with 5 votes and Nicola on 4. Vinnie one again receieved no votes which can only be out of fear. I would love to see Sov go out on day 15 so get voting. A lovely moment when Vinnie read out his fortune cookie proverb 'A man with only one chopstick goes hungry'. That's Bullshit said Sov, 'Just stab the pork ball with it innit'. Further evidence she doesn't belong in there any longer.
Other highlights included Stephanie trying her very best to get her story about 'Tony' Hopkins out but was ignored twice, Dane explaining that he understands lesbians as he used to DJ at a lesbian disco! Who else spotted a tube of denture cream on Nicolas bed? She either has false teeth or has been taking self pleasuring tips from Heidi.
I am keeping an eye on Katie Price's Twitter feed and it seems Alex escaped the BB house this afternoon and met up with Katie. She tweeted at 16.50 @MissKatiePrice..Did my first canter pirouette today on jordans cross dresser he was amazing wow.
Tune into CBB7 Monday night channel 4 at 8PM and again at 10.20 for the
3rd eviction and live nominations for the next eviction. Then straight over to E4 for BBBM at 10.45, enjoy!
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