Halfway house

Have you ever laid awake all night wondering what are the odds of a bottle of water falling off your bedside table and landing the right way up? No? That's reassuring because I haven't either. We did get to find out that Alex can count up to 36 and that Stephen hears no voice other than Gods. 'How many times did it fall Alex'? 36! And how old are you Alex because this is a sign from God', I'm 34 Stephen, 'There you are it's a sign from the Lord that he is with you'. It is a sign you have completely lost it Stephen.

I witnessed the best challenge so far on CBB, but then again I've only seen this series, but judging by your tweets many of you thought this was the best CBB moment ever, personally I thought it was the moment Davina said 'The third person to leave the CBB house is....Sov'. What is it about us British and our love of people getting pelted with all kinds of disgusting gunge, I blame Noel Edmonds. Sisqo had his hand on the gunge trigger so to speak, mix that with the fact that he isn't the best singer in the world, actually in the house and you have a recipe for a fun task. Sov got the cat food, however, with Vinnie's whinging saying 'OK that's enough' he should of got the Kit-e-cat the pussy.

There was some arse slapping from Stephen on Jonas in his tight white pants and some threats of a slapping of just about everyone from the acute cranial mardarse gobshite Sov. Dane didn't fancy chilling his beans although I'm guessing Sov wouldn't mind trying to hide them somewhere snug.

Barry Frys half time team talk was a genius idea and he played the part to perfection which fired all of the team up, except Nicola, he screamed at her, 'You're too quiet, we want to see more of you, much more' and it didn't do Sov any good either, she just went on and on with her aggrevating nature trying to play the rebellious child which incidentally you acted it very well and got your just desserts, goodbye and good ridance to bad trash.

The 'Speed hating' was a good idea, but I do think Big Brother missed an opportunity by telling them to think about their nominations, they should of just taken them in and not told them what they would have to do. I think everyone was surprised to see Stephanie nominating Ivana and Nicola only getting one nomination. So whether or not you think it's right, two out of Ivana, Sisqo and Stephen will be leaving the house on Friday. I would like Stephen to stay just because he is interesting if a little mental. Hilarious when Alex said 'This is a British show and we want the Americans out, I nominate Sisqo and Dane'. Why do they always nominate someone then follow it up with 'But I do love them really'?

If you haven't watched Big Brothers Big Mouth then you should definitely give it a go, you see some of the best housemate action on there and some very clever funny sketches. Unfortunately you do have to put up with annoying people like Michelle Heaton who thinks Lady Gobshite was entertaining and great TV. John McCririck is always good for a laugh and is extremely honest I like him. There is also a great little Lady GaGa parody on every night.

There are rumours of someone else being sent into the house this week, it does need a bit of a boost, I'm not talking about a Peter Andre or a Katie Price, someone like a Ray Winstone to sort Vinnie out, show him 'Who's the real Daddy', or, what about Stacey from XFactor she would be a scream. We need something more entertaining than kids throwing tantrums, guys blowing up condoms and farting. Who is your favourite? Who isn't bringing anything to the party? who would you like to see enter the house? I think it would be good to see a gay guy in there to ruffle a few feathers and see if any of the guys in there are ready to come out yet, and I'm talking closet.
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