OK come on now, own up. How many of you expected the famous 5 would have to slaughter a poor little defenseless ba la lamb? Instead all they had to do was remove a coloured ribbon from around their necks and not throttle them, the different colours pertaining to a particular part of the body they had to cook, chops, kidneys, fillets or testicles, which I must say Anthea seemed very keen to have those balls in her mouth, as it turned out, I promised to put my own in my mouth if Niomi wasn't the one that got fired. I thought because it was her that should of exited the night previous when Grobellaar spat the dummy that I was onto a sure bet that Anthea would be the only one eating testicle humble pie, how wrong could I be. I should of known better than to gamble on anything Bruce has a hand in.
Claudia was looking surprisingly ok, while Anthony Worrel Thompson took first prize for ridiculous look of the night. Bloody Gary Lineker was in there again, he always looks as if he is checking up on his girl making sure that Marco isn't using his Italian charm on her. There was a lovely moment when 2 girls went up to the pass to tell Marco how lovely he was, how sexy and how much they admired him, poor girls must of been rehearsing their speech in front of their bedroom mirrors for sometime and the only response they got from the ice man was 'You should lay off the vitamin c'
Anthea, the 'Flea in Ade's ear' heard the terrible two words from Marcos lips, 'You're sacked'. So Anthea the puffer fish finally found survival unrealistic in a pool of far tougher piranas, she puffed her cheeks for the last time, blew the hair from her eyes and Anthea gurner became Anthea Gonner. Marco remarked she was consistent but never improved from day 1 so she became the last to be sacked by sharp knifed, sharp tongued Marco.
From now on it's up to us to send our favourites through to the final 2, surely it can't be any other than Linda Evans and Ade Edmondson.
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