I am sure if only 2 people had voted then the outcome of the final of HK would have still been the same. In my opinion there was only 2 in it from the start. Jody was a waste of sperm and space, would love to have seen somebody 'Punch Jody' and maybe even the crocodile take a bit out of him and the policeman throw him in prison for foul and abusive behaviour. Bovey and Anthea deserved each other and by that I mean we the viewers didn't deserve either of them, NIOMI in the house innit but for longer than she should of been and Daniel as Marco called her outstayed her welcome on my TV after show 5.
I think this series has been about as dark as Claudia's eye make up and as ridiculous in places as her fancy dress costumes. What shoes did she have on Sunday night? Lilly Savage or any drag act for that matter would of thrown a tantrum if her wardrobe department had placed those monstrosities in her dressing room.
I actually found the show getting progressively worse from show 2 and I have a suggestion to make, don't let anyone know they are sacked 'til the last but one show, then have the final. The only thing that keeps the show interesting is the characters in it, and don't let Marco sack any of them, just have voting every night and update the public on the 'Votes so far'. And the celeb in last place has to be the skivvy doing the rubbish jobs and so on.
I reached for the remote at every opportunity to watch the BAFTA awards on BBC which started with a presenter dressed in ridiculous clothing but slightly less make up that Miss Winkleman. Graham Norton was the host, unfunny, with a terrible habit of saying errrrmm after every attempt at a joke.
Onto the awards themselves, that believe it or not was the most important part of the evening, little short men with ugly faces, no not you Graham! 'So Graham Norton,' or 'So what Graham Norton' shut up and sit down, oh you already are...
Paul and Harry win best comedy, absolutely spot on, Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders win lifetime achievement, absolutely fabulous, and June Brown wins nothing, absolute disaster, as would also bethe case if they had given the entertainment award to Jonathan Ross. I am not saying he shouldn't have won it, I'm saying he couldn't. Harry Hill summed it up nicely when he said after all he has done on TV he gets an award for a clip show, more of a belch on the part of DAFTA organisers, eclipsed only by the award to the Bill above so many better shows in it's category.
Dame June Brown, on behalf of all who are decent and honest in this great country I apologise for the biggest travesty of justice in the history apart from the conviction resulting from rooftop shots and shouts from Derek Bentley pleading to 'Let him have it,' as awards go, for gods sake DAFTA, Let er av it.
Another press on the remote while Norton attempts another serving of humour I switch just in time for the announcement to crown Linda Evans queen of the kitchen from 'Dine nasty', I was expecting interviews with the winner and loser, but quicker than Marco could scream 'Linda Where's my crab' it was all over. So Marco already made it very clear he wont be hosting next series, who will? My suggestion, Jamie Oliver, please sir ITV, can we have some more
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