Linda Linda Linda, where’s my crab, I want crab Linda, where’s my crab? Well Linda was the one trying to shout the odds and the orders without much success, so resorted to walking round whispering in each individuals ear asking for the different dishes that General Marco Mussolini usually dictates with his Italian passion.
What a great impression Ade does of Marco, it really is spot on. I would love to know more about what goes on inside Marcos mind; he is complex and very interesting,
I would love to see him on ‘This is your life’, does it still exist? Is Aspel still alive? So many questions, I want answers in the comments section under this article.
‘During the madness there was chaos’, what a great quote by Linda, what a wonderful person you are, the saddest day will be when she leaves the kitchen, but I think it wont be until 2nd to last, there is no doubt in my mind that Ade will be the last one out and switch the lights off in the final episode.
This 9th episode wasn’t the most interesting for sure, Lineker was again lurking, sneaking a kiss with the delicious Danielle, what a pair of lips he’s got on him, almost as big as his ears, why is he in there every night, Can he not cook, or even open a bag of crisps? Claudia in her sparkling navy dress was only a tremor compared to her usual disasters, she is working her way into my affections as she makes self derogatory comments about her choice of make up and overindulgence of the eye liner.
One person I am pleased to see the back of is the man that couldn’t even make Pommes Purée. How pathetic was he when he made his way out when he pleaded with Marco to look after his wife, Good riddance to rotten potatoes. As he walked out even his wife didn’t want to speak to him, ‘Anthea, Anthea, ANNNTHEEEAAAAAA!!! Don’t ignore me!
Jim Davidson one of last years competitors dropped by to see Marco Pierre chalky, Piers Morgan was in there again I would bet money that he is shagging Amanda Holden, lucky git and Bobby Davro stopped by proving more my theory that Beale’s food is rubbish, actually how cool would it be to see Adam Woodyatt on the next series?
Episode 10 saw Ade completely take over the pass and he was brilliant at it, shouting orders to Linda, Anthea, Danielle, Bruce and Naomi Marco style.
But how annoying is it that we didn’t find out who Marco was going to kick out of the kitchen as Bruce decided after a visit from his wife that 1 week away from his bride of less than a year it was time to go, I wonder if he would have felt the same after 5 years wedlock. I have my own theory on this and it has nothing to do with missing the trouble and strife, Bruce was the bookies favourite to win the title of Hells Kitchen champion 2009, I wonder did he have a few quid on himself to lose? In the words of the worlds best ever waiter, I know nuuuthing, nuthing, I come from Barthelona
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