You swines

I have slept with a few pigs in the past, maybe I should of worn a mask instead of, or as well as a condom. Swine flu is battleships for pigs, H1 N1 it’s a hit! Talking of hits, The WHO are warning us about the swine flu epidemic, it moved up a place yesterday to number 5. If it’s not bad enough when pop stars get involved in politics, now they are sticking their sniffing noses into health issues, Besides, there aint no cure for the summetime flu's