First Half
I barely had time to enjoy my pre match cup of tea before J sung Park had ruined Arsenal fans half time cup of tea thanks to a De Ja Vu moment from last week by Kieron Gibbs doing a fine impression of Bambi on ice, or Tucker Jenkins, then a minute later a Ronaldo rocket embarrassed Almunia all but settling this Champions league semi final
There is something fantastiqué about seeing Arsene’s expression of disgust at as the wheels on the venger bus falling off. Just a thought occurred to me as Nasri stands on Fletchers foot, is Nasri Michael McIntyre’s love child? I must express another observation at this moment as Ronaldo goes to ground yet again that the Italian referee does appear to be well behind where the real action is, surely not, an Iti lagging behind where it’s all happening?
Looking at the fed up faces in the Arsenal crowd it is amazing how there has most likely been chat in the pubs and barbers shops around North London for the past week about what a great chance they’ve got then the moment of truth arrives and it’s all over almost as quick as a Ricky Hatton fight in Vegas. Sacre bleu!
2nd half
Lambs to the slaughter, never mind needing 45 minutes, Arsenal need Colt 45’s or even better the cannons off their badges.
Finally some action for the Arsenal supporters, A suspect package was being investigated and by that I don’t mean Arsenal finally getting a sniff of the ball, rather a dog having a sniff for a bomb, perhaps they need a mine field in their penalty box, not only will it keep the Man U attackers out, the referee would be seeking cover while Gibbs gets down on all fours again planting the incendiary devices. I think it could be that David Beckham showed up and wanted the terrace to himself so they turfed out all the Gooners, did a sweep for unwanted rucksacks so Becks could have a bit of space.
61 minutes some people are leaving the stadium, they think it’s all over, it is now. The genius that is Cristiano Ronaldo in true world footballer of the year style books United’s place in the final and the Venger bus has completely broken down, it spluttered from kick off and rolled to a stop. It will not be venturing to Rome for the final later in the month.
75th minute I was debating whether to go and make a cup of tea and all of a sudden some unexpected drama, a penalty against Manchester United, but with the benefit of action replays it’s plain to see it was no way a penalty and because of an awful error by Mussolini a boyhood dream of playing in a European Final Darren Fletcher will have to watch it from the sidelines, dreadful mistake by the ref.
If this were a boxing match it would have been stopped a long time ago to save Arsenal from any further punishment.
Man of the match, Ronaldo, clown of the match either the ref or Gibbs, I leave it up to you!
Au Revoir Arsenal.
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