Sunday, January 10, 2010

Day 6, 2-07 pm

I was a bit disappointed with Saturday nights offerings from the house. I actually think there was so little action to show as lowlights from today that they basically re-run the highlights from day 5.

Going through the notes I made which incidentally usually consists of a minimum 3 pages tonight I struggled to fill a single A4 page in big letters.

Vinnie is continuing his 'Bullying' of Alex, I don't think he likes him very much and is if anything a little bit envious of Alex. WHAT I hear you scream, let me explain. Yes Vinnie has had a successful football career and has made (As he keeps telling us) over 50 films, but, Alex has all the things that Vinnie and many guys his age including me want, youth, looks, great body and I am in no doubt a great future. Steady on Vinnie, you are in danger of losing your public appeal as the tough nice guy. I had the two smoking barrels star as my favourite but if he isn't careful it can all be snatched away and you'll be gone in 60 seconds.

Sov is growing on me, she has gone from being shy to interesting, but again, my advice to her would be carry on being yourself, don't start putting on an act, in tonights show she went slightly over the top about having to wear a dress, I mean come on, you are a girl, Alex Reid makes less fuss, Hmm, OK bad comparison but you get what I mean. She did tried to save face by wearing her jeans underneath which kept everyone happy I guess.

Delirium seems to be setting in as we learnt a new bedroom activity from Father Stephen, I don't think it's in the Karmasutra but 'Sleep Cougaring' is something the preacher fears from the towering Trump. He explained that 'Cougaring' is when an older women goes walkabout in her sleep and pounces on a younger man. Stephen, you are the oldest guy in there and I can assure you that you are way down the food chain as far as this Czech cougar is concerned.

Ivana certainly blew her own trumpet telling us what she is good at but as she told us how she started, what she earns, Heidi sat there with that 'I know something you don't know' look on her face. But the fact that her little black book of clients from her sordid past will remain closed forever (Or until she is skint) shows exactly what a nice madam she is.

Dane Bowers was as boring as ever, Stephanie insignificant and Nicola still feeling like 'What the hell am I doing in here'. Sisqo reminds me a little of Gino in the jungle, happy go lucky, looks as if he doesn't care but I think he wants to win more than anyone.

First to go? Stephen or Nicola. Let's hope for a better performance from everyone on day 7.

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