Wow!!! Now that's more like it BB.
Just as I think it's getting boring again with nothing to look forward to other than a slobbering Swede smothering Katia non stop for an hour the tree of temptation comes to the rescue and we all know that its bark is not as bad as it's bite. It's a sad state of affairs when the most interesting personality in the house is a tree isn't it.
Vinnie continued his berating of Alex, it is an interesting duel actually. We all know Vinnie's reputation of being a hard man, but I would actually pay good money to see Alex versus Vinnie in the cage. Alex may have qualifications in 'Nokando' and 'Bullshitsu' but Vinnie would have trouble keeping up with the ICE, ICE, ICE man murderer. I think the younger man would teach the former crazy gang member a lesson. It takes some doing to kick anything for an hour, I agree kicking some things would be easier than others, for instance I would never get tired of punching and kicking Dane Bowers, that guy is so bloody boring. In fact, not only is the tree more interesting than Bowers it is by far more talented also.
What was Alex's reward for tiring himself out knocking over his latest opponent? A bag to kick for an hour. Wow, what a luxury. Did you notice how the voice of Big Brother made him really jump when told his time was up on the bag? Hilarious! Even though the whole house had worked out that the tree had put him up to fighting Frosty, he had to try and make up an excuse for where he had been for an hour and why he was sweating more than a teenage Basshunter with a copy of the IKEA catalogue in a sauna. Where have you been for an hour Alex, why are you sweating, what have you been up to? 'Singing'. Christ Bruce Springsteen doesn't sweat that much singing and dancing for 3 hours in front of 100,000 people, Lee Evans hasn't sweat that much if you put all his shows together. But Alex, I think you are a star, I believe you will win it and even his harshest critic in the house Vinnie is slowly coming round and beginning to like him. He is getting soft full stop, he even reiterated what I thought he said the other night when he said 'I love Sisqos arse'. I liked astrologer Russell Grants comment on twitter @CosmicFamily I am really fond of Alex on cbb he is cute and funny!
Every other house mate seemed to know what had happened out in the garden and all spoke out saying 'He was told to do it by the tree', all except Sov who never said a word the whole show. Dane spoke less than his better looking cousin the temptation tree and Heidi who I absolutely adore will be leaving very soon. I really feel so sorry for her, she fits in that house about as much as her clothes fit her, I think she should give them back to the fat construction guy she borrowed them from the moment she gets out which will be sooner rather than later.
The 'night out at the pub' was interesting, was nice to hear them taking it in turns to ask the difficult questions about issues that are really important. Alex talked about war and how wrong it is, the former soldier admitting he would rather talk than fight. Ivana asked the question 'Can money buy you love'? I am not sure whether that was a request or a question to be quite honest, but the general consensus was no it can't, apart from Alex that thought otherwise. Then came Stephanie who wanted to know 'Tits, bums or legs'? Classy intelligent searching, meaningful question, although because of the clever way these shows are edited she could have been well drunk by then. I am using that as an excuse for Vinnie's comments about Alex yet again when he told Stephanie, 'He is no more of a cross dresser than I am' Another exclusive there then. The nation knows Alex has done it on more than one occasion, so what are you trying to tell us Vinnie? Sisqos booty and dresses, maybe the mean machine is purring rather than roaring these days. Maybe the thought of seeing Sisqo in a thong and a mini skirt would make you come in sixty seconds.
Katia surely had the quote of the show when she explained that she has never been out of a relationship for more than 2 weeks since she was 14, that was presumably when she met Ronnie. She then confessed that 'I am very picky'. Yes you are Katia, if they are not rich or famous you don't wanna know, dasvidania!
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