This is Big Brother speaking, would the skinniest person please come to the diary room then next skinniest until we get to the fattest.
Nicola nominated Sisqo and Katia as the two she would like to see the back of, citing reasons of their basic laziness and disinterest in what was going on in the house.
AHHH, poor Sov, she wants Heidi to get out of bed and out the door along with Alex which surprised me, she thinks Alex blanks her and never even says hi. Katia slipped Jonas's grasp just long enough to get to the diary room to put her votes for 'Boring' Nicola and 'Fusspot' Stephanie.
Heidi left her bed in time to cast her opinions on who should be evicted on Fridays show. She opted for 'Swov', yes Swov, explaining the reason being she cannot bare to look at her teeth anymore, 'She has too many and they are weird and she looks like a vampire'. Heidi, you look like her one and only victim in the house over the last 8 days. The garlic and wooden stake less victim of an unwilling blood donation went on to call Stephanie a snob and she would like to be rid of her also.
The next fattest person in the reinforced diary chair was Stephanie, she can take no more of Jonas and Katias public snogging so used her 2 votes to hopefully put an end to any plans Jonas or Katia have of ending their self confessed sexual frustrations.
Sisqo and his bulbous butt obviously weighs slightly more than Stephanie's and he was up next to give the reason of Heidi's continuous tiredness and Danes boringness to put them top of his hit list.
Jonas followed him into the chair and wasted no time to dis the sis saying 'Sisqo goes on and on about his hits and albums, I'm getting sick of it'. Yes I see your point Jonas, as opposed to your one hit and I guess one album? Oh I hope it's only one, (Single). Heidi was his other choice just because she slept so much. She probably couldn't bare watching you and Katia all day either.
Dane who has offered little in the way of entertainment even before going in the house has had enough of Stephens bible bashing and lack of any kind of bashing from Katia I guess.
Alex with his newly acquired suntan was the next to put some orange stains on the back of the diary room chair nominating Heidi (Again for her lack of help and too much sleep), and Sov because her anger at having to wear a dress. He ranted, 'God it's only a dress, I had to wear a mankini'. Yeah and you got angry because you would of preferred a dress.
Vinnie was funny telling Big Brother if he didn't get rid of Heidi he would need roller skates to carry on being her servant. He also along with millions of viewers has had enough of Baldwins bible Bashing, who would of thought he would have driven so many to 'Glee'. From your tweets I was reading the new show got off to a great start. Don't worry, I will put up with all the housemates tantrums and traumas every night just so you can all go off and enjoy yourselves.
The fat American (surprise surprise) was last in the double diary room chair to vote for Sov's lack of participation and also Jonas for doing no cleaning apart from trying to hose down katia with 25 showers a day.
So to the result of all the above;
Heidi 5 nominations.
Katia 3.
Sov 3.
Vinnie didn't get one vote against him, who would dare?
Your votes count now and the 2 with the most votes will leave the house on Friday. My guess is Katia and Heidi will be doing nothing somewhere else on Saturday.
So to the other highlights of day 8. Katia broke it all off with Jonas, she chucked him, it really was like playtime in the school playground, where was Sisqo and his 'Ting a ling a ling, School bell ring'? she explained to Sov that he is too 'Clingy'. Damn I have been looking for the perfect word to describe basshunter for a week. She broke the news of the breakup to Jonas by reassuring him that 'The next girl that walks into your life and farts she will be your soul mate', ah, how sweet.
Was it just a coincidence that straight after hearing the news Sov went straight for the make up for the first time hopefully in an attempt to cure her starvation not from food, but sex.
There were some funny glasses being worn tonight by Katia and Sov, I know it can make men go blind but didn't know the same happened with sex deprived women. This was picked up by a few on twitter and @Terwitterroo tweeted...They should have gone to specsavers! Nice one.
Ivana Trump showed her brillliant business sense by divulging 'I don't have a Lear jet, I charter one. I would rather buy another condominium with the money'. She even takes her pet dog 'Tiger' on the plane and when he doesn't fly away with her she will call him and sing his favourite song. I like Ivana, honest, intelligent and very wise.
Vinnie and Dane cooked up some lovely burgers and chips only to have them all taken away because of some very naughty rule breaking by Heidi, Stephen, or was it Nicola, or was it Stephen? 'You have a selective memory' protested Father Baldwin, 'How dare you' said an exasperated Nicola, 'I don't have selective memory I have a bad memory like a' ? a, like a? 'I'm going to ask big brother and she returned from the diary room even more confused than when she went in. 'Big brother is messing with your head Nicola' explained Stephen, they are getting inside your head, that man Baldwin is scary. Nicola did get the final word on whether or not she did break the rules by giving a very accurate description of Father Baldwin calling him a 'Knob', good old British terminology.
So the good thing about the food being confiscated was the fact Stephen didn't have to say grace, so every cloud as they say.
There was a bizarre moment when Jonas and Alex got naked, pushed the arse against the glass and for one moment I thought we might see Ivana jump out of her seat, go into the garden and show us what she used to be like in her ski-ing days with a pole in each hand.
The final word was left with Vinnie who is threatening to go over the wall, something he was never really good at when taking free kicks. Oh how I wish tomorrow was Friday.
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