The housemates had earned an extra 1 hour and 10 minutes in bed this morning, but BB woke them up for a laugh anyway. I wish there had of been something to wake me up during this show. It did perk me up a little bit when Nicola started dancing to Rick Astley in her bed, then Ivana went one better and really went for it round the bedroom floor, go girl.
There was punishment on it's way for Ivana when she drew the short straw and had to be chained to Vinnie for over 6 hours. They hardly spoke which gave Dane and Alex something to giggle about as they were in bondage together. I think Katie might of been having a little laugh at her ex's chained together, sex games rushing through her head no doubt. I thought Dane seemed rather proud of the fact that his sex tape with Katie was the biggest thing on the Internet, well he certainly pees like a horse. Think you might be exaggerating the popularity of the sex films success though Dane. To think now the most popular video ever on youtube is Susan Boyle. I'm glad I wasn't knocked off by Susan Boyle.
Nicola got shackled with Jonas and Stephanie, I did feel sorry for them having no escape from Nicolas joke.
Vinnie dropped his usual bucket load of clangers again tonight which included bragging about paying £400 for a pair of socks, having the power to get Alex out the house within 2 minutes if he wanted, (By this he probably meant he would say one too many insults to Alex and the kick boxer would knock Vinnie out violating rule 6). Alex who is beginning to understand the game, assured Vinnie that he doesn't hit old men. Ivana who didn't want to hear anymore told them both 'Enough of this boxing bullshit'. He then made another faux pas, as in Fo pa Vinnie, explaining to Alex that 'There is no way you can turn the British public around in 3 weeks' Guess what Vinnie, you did it, no one on the outside likes you very much anymore. Proves anythings possible if you put your mind to it, however small.
I think Nicola is getting very frustrated as they enter their 4Th week in the house, as she laid in her bed, hands under the covers she asked Jonas to show her exactly how he would dance to his sexy song lyrics to All I ever wanted. 'Think of all the things we could do, And everyday You're in my head, I want to have you in my bed'. If you really want to hear it and I know you secretly do (It's infectious) click the link below, it's getting into my head now.
www.musicbabylon.com/artist/Basshunter/Now_You039re_Gone/All_I_Ever_Wanted.htm
Did it do it for you also?
The only other highlight of the night was the look on Jonas's face when Dane offered him entry in his 'Special place'. It turned out to be a room with inflatable chairs, video games, a glimpse at what the ladies in the house looked like in their prime, pizza, some nachos and beers. What else could a man want proclaimed Dane. Don't get me started on that one. I would of been taking Nicola or Stephanie in that room with me, forget the Wii, give me the Weyyyyyy.
The best thing to come out of day 22 was Vinnie digging his own unpopularity hole a lot deeper. I feel sorry for everyone that's voted for Vinnie. It has cost them twice as much to vote as they now have to vote for someone who is truly worthy of winning and not an arrogant, obnoxious bully with not a good word to say about anyone. I would love to see Alex knock him out but not in the house, in a ring.
I truly believe it's between 4 (I use this term lightly) 'celebrities' Alex, Dane, Jonas and Nicola. What do you think?
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