After last night's disappointment tonight's show more than made up for that. Congratulations are in order firstly for BB who came up with another great idea for a task. The shows depend a lot on these tasks and are noticeably so much less fun without them.
Nicola was first into the diary room tonight and explained how Stephanie has been trying to convert from Eliza donenothing into Eliza Doolittle by giving her elocution lessons. When asked by BB for a demonstration, Nicola lowered and slowed her speech to try and prove that she can do posh but failed miserably as BB asked again, 'Can you do posh though'?
Ivana was the next celebrity to be summoned to the diary room to receive what on the surface looked like fantastic news, but this is BB, things are not always what they seem, or as Ivana says 'It is what is is'. Well tonight Ivana it wasn't what it was.
She was duped into thinking that she was 1 of 3 business women up for international business woman of the year in a reality show, Martha Stewart was her main opposition for her role in 'Jailhouse rocks', nice touch there, and someone who I couldn't even find out on Twitter who she is someone called Tamara for 'Toe jam'? A news story I obviously missed about a sex game gone wrong or something like that.
As Ivana sat oblivious in the diary room the remaining housemates were getting the true side of the award prank, themselves having to play their part initially to convince Ivana that the Kugel fresh awards were genuine and then how to destroy Ivanas big day if she was 'Lucky' enough to win. They all had their ideas on how to make it sound real, Dane telling Jonas, 'Tell her you know it's a proper award because ABBA won it once'. Oh yes I forgot, they were huge in business weren't they. But suitably convinced of the existence of the awards she set off to record her acceptance speech, in 3 languages, English, German and Russian. Vinnie offered his help to write the speech, I am not certain but I think her heard Ivana say under her breath 'You must be joking Vinnie, you are still struggling with English', or was that me? He even offered a few fashion tips to the immaculate Ivana but Stephanie reassured her she had made the right choice with black as 'It makes you look 15 pounds lighter', her words, not mine.
I think Ivana is a real dark Thoroughbred in the house, she could win this, she is without a doubt the most natural, the kindest and classiest person in there, plus she has the breeding to actually be worthy of the title 'Celebrity'. Stephanie is a close second as far as celebrity goes and proved tonight either one of two things.
1. She is a great actress, or 2. she has a wonderful sense of humour and a fantastic laugh.
Ivana showed her pleasure at winning the award and also her delight at Martha Stewart 'fuming' about coming second. 'Business is business'. The task though was only half done, it was now up to the housemates to ruin her feeling of triumph and bring her back down to earth with a few bangs. The housemates must now ridicule the trophy saying it's cheap and rubbish, 3 must drink from the 'Vase' and one must smash it. Not too difficult you might think, until Stephanie accidentally prematurely drops it sending sugar glass all over the bedroom floor. Vinnie had a brainwave (It is day 23) and found a big enough piece of glass for them to take a celebratory sip.
After some more award winning acting from Ms Beacham convincing Ivana that she was so sorry for breaking the award everyone was gathered in the lounge to hear BB come clean that the Kugel awards were just another task. Did I hear Ivana tell Stephanie that if she thought she broke the vase on purpose she would kill her? Can't wait til tomorrow now.
So day 23 will stick in the mind as one of the top 3 and this was helped by the last 10 minutes of the show which saw the HM's rewarded for their task completion with their very own awards ceremony. This time the winners would be decided by themselves.
Alex was first to give the award of 'Bitchiest HM' to Stephanie. I would have given that to Vinnie myself. Or maybe even share it with Dane also, they had a little dig at Alex again moaning 'How is Rocky still here'. Nicola came up with a gem tonight when she called Dane a 'Mini Vinnie'.
Alex then voted himself 'Least intelligent' HM and Vinnie doubled it up with the 'Greediest'.
Least famous went to Jonas thanks to that world wide star Dane someone.
Jonas voted 'Most attractive' to Nicola, to be honest if I were her and didn't win that award taking into account the opposition, I would of topped myself', after her plastic surgeon.
'Most famous' went to Vinnie Jones thanks to Ivanas choice which I thought was very generous, perhaps he gave her 'That stare'. For anyone who didn't see BBLB you missed a treat tonight when Brian Belo learnt how to be Vinnie Jones, there was also a preview of the next HM's task in which they had to sculpture Lionel Ritchie's face out of a ball of clay. Rumours are Vinnie Jones refused to take part in it. I find that bizarre, he has been rearranging peoples faces all his life. He can't believe that 'Rocky' Reid is still in there, of course the great Dane lap dog agreed saying how well Jonas and Alex are getting on, 'They can hold hands on their way out tomorrow can't they' gloated Vinnie, I think you'll be meeting up with your pool cleaner sooner than you think Jonesy.
I will leave you with the image of Jonas helping Alex with his fake tan, Nicola decides it needs a woman's touch around the rear and all the HM's 'cracking' up laughing in the background as this brown liquid runs down from his buttocks. Did I mention earlier about a chocolate fountain? Again Nicola had the final word as she reminded Alex not to forget to brown his cock. I bet Jonas got very worried when he heard that.
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