Ivana woke up this morning a 'Happy camper' after her 6 hours sleep and tomorrow she will be able to get back to making a hundred grand before breakfast. The trump card finally came up 19 days after her magical entrance into the house. I make that 1.9 million she has lost, less of course the rumoured million fee for going in. She always said she didn't do it for the money and by all accounts it would seem to be the truth. She was very happy to have beaten Martha Stewart to a fictitious award and delighted to have achieved her goal of showing that she is just a normal person that can clean and cook, as down to earth as Vinnie but with so much more class.
Dane had rather a smaller goal to achieve by going in the house, telling BB 'I want people to see I'm not a knob, or not as bigger one as they thought'. On the contrary, Jonas wants everyone to know what a knob he has. He has been billed as the biggest penis ever to come out of Sweden. I thought Jonas was very touching tonight when he was explaining to the HM's how he beat tourettes on his FUCKING own.
There were more confessions tonight from Nicola revealing the first time she had sex with her current boyfriend Simon he had a huge cast on his leg. 'I always thought the first 6 months with someone was the time for the best sex'. Not only was he hard in the wrong places he also had a drain tube coming out of an infection he got in the cast which oozed yellow puss, oh those early romantic days of swapping bodily fluids hey.
Most housemates were in agreement that Alex was the one who had impressed them most and seems to have won over a huge majority of the public also as he is now the favourite to win Fridays final. Alex himself told how beating up 'Snarnie' the snowman was the highlight of his time on our screens. This show really can change peoples careers, as we get inside the celebrity and see the real person inside. No matter how good the act no one can be on their guard 24 hours a day for 28 days and cracks appear, I'm sure they are not even sure where their acting finishes and reality begins.
I watch every available second eager not to miss a trick. Even when it's on TV people are using every social network, tweeting, facebooking beboing and any other means of putting our point of view across. Twitter was manic tonight, at times struggling to keep up with our demands to electronically scream support for our favourite HM. There's Team Alex, Team Vinnie, Team I don't care who wins, all frantically typing with one eye on the lap top the other on the TV. I have noticed though the huge sway in opinion against 'Hard man Vinnie' and I am very very surprised he remained on the pitch so to speak tonight. The public tweeting are most certainly not those voting, if they were then the 'Horse' would of fell at the eviction hurdle today. One tweet I picked out was this one from @lynnruddick: 'Vinnie has lost the plot and the public vote, cbb certainly can turn your career around'!
Why are we not voting? I haven't voted, it's not even the 50p, I suppose like thousands of others I just think 'Oh my one vote wont make any difference'. But it will and we must vote out Vinnie. If we don't vote for our favourite it's the same as giving him a vote. I hope this guy uses his fingers to vote tomorrow instead of typing @Mikedonnylad..'representing the people... Bloody hope not! Final call for Vinnie Jones flight to up-ur-own-arseville'. A right little Judith Chalmer he is.
Jonas said before he went into the house he thought Hollywood stars were all arseholes but he has changed his mind. How? Why? He didn't meet any in there did he? You can't really call Stephanie Beacham a Hollywood superstar can you? Marlon Brando yes, ah well she shagged him. Maybe when they say there will not be anymore Celebrity BB they are going to repackage it and give it a new, flashier, more honest title 'I've shagged a celebrity let me in there'.
Dane had rather a smaller goal to achieve by going in the house, telling BB 'I want people to see I'm not a knob, or not as bigger one as they thought'. On the contrary, Jonas wants everyone to know what a knob he has. He has been billed as the biggest penis ever to come out of Sweden. I thought Jonas was very touching tonight when he was explaining to the HM's how he beat tourettes on his FUCKING own.
There were more confessions tonight from Nicola revealing the first time she had sex with her current boyfriend Simon he had a huge cast on his leg. 'I always thought the first 6 months with someone was the time for the best sex'. Not only was he hard in the wrong places he also had a drain tube coming out of an infection he got in the cast which oozed yellow puss, oh those early romantic days of swapping bodily fluids hey.
Most housemates were in agreement that Alex was the one who had impressed them most and seems to have won over a huge majority of the public also as he is now the favourite to win Fridays final. Alex himself told how beating up 'Snarnie' the snowman was the highlight of his time on our screens. This show really can change peoples careers, as we get inside the celebrity and see the real person inside. No matter how good the act no one can be on their guard 24 hours a day for 28 days and cracks appear, I'm sure they are not even sure where their acting finishes and reality begins.
I watch every available second eager not to miss a trick. Even when it's on TV people are using every social network, tweeting, facebooking beboing and any other means of putting our point of view across. Twitter was manic tonight, at times struggling to keep up with our demands to electronically scream support for our favourite HM. There's Team Alex, Team Vinnie, Team I don't care who wins, all frantically typing with one eye on the lap top the other on the TV. I have noticed though the huge sway in opinion against 'Hard man Vinnie' and I am very very surprised he remained on the pitch so to speak tonight. The public tweeting are most certainly not those voting, if they were then the 'Horse' would of fell at the eviction hurdle today. One tweet I picked out was this one from @lynnruddick: 'Vinnie has lost the plot and the public vote, cbb certainly can turn your career around'!
Why are we not voting? I haven't voted, it's not even the 50p, I suppose like thousands of others I just think 'Oh my one vote wont make any difference'. But it will and we must vote out Vinnie. If we don't vote for our favourite it's the same as giving him a vote. I hope this guy uses his fingers to vote tomorrow instead of typing @Mikedonnylad..'representing the people... Bloody hope not! Final call for Vinnie Jones flight to up-ur-own-arseville'. A right little Judith Chalmer he is.
Jonas said before he went into the house he thought Hollywood stars were all arseholes but he has changed his mind. How? Why? He didn't meet any in there did he? You can't really call Stephanie Beacham a Hollywood superstar can you? Marlon Brando yes, ah well she shagged him. Maybe when they say there will not be anymore Celebrity BB they are going to repackage it and give it a new, flashier, more honest title 'I've shagged a celebrity let me in there'.
Poor Nicola, come on who really expected her to go tonight? She even got thrown out into the street without her shoes. Who is going to ask all the searching investigative questions now Nicola? I can almost here her asking, 'What does investigative mean', sorry I'm ficker than Alex'. She was the one who asked Stephanie if she bonked Brando, she is the one that asked I wonder what percentage of the world didn't have fridges. Give it a fortnight she will have her own chat show. Maybe she should be the new question time host, at the very least we will hear the questions we want other than Dimbleby's ramblings.Davina admitted tonight that she has waited 10 series to get the chance of going into the BB house and when she finally got the gig it all went a bit pear shaped to be honest. The plan on the surface looked quite good, dress all the HM's in animal costumes, send the first housemate to be evicted to the diary room and slip Davina into the costume and sneak her back into the diary room. Good plan, only snag was Ivana refused to wear the costume so it had to wait until 'Little Nicola' was evicted. little being the important word, Davina is by her own admission nothing like Nicola size wise and her cover was blown the second she walked in there. But it was still an interesting study of how people react when out of their comfort zone, she was like a fish out of water, or a chicken out of her pen. She was visibly shaking, nervous even in the diary room, actually even as she was trying to get into the diary room by pushing instead of sliding, she knew it slid, she's watched it a 1000 times but she was 'Gone'. If you missed her entrance it's here http://www.imediamonkey.com/articles/4008
She was then subjected to being chased and pinned up against the wall as all the animals ran wild and wanted to see who the intruder was. It isn't Nikki said Vinnie, Stephanie said the hands are too masculine, she is taller than Nikki and doesn't have a ring on. I just think it's sad that the producers didn't think it through a little more as I think it spoilt Davina's big moment and shattered all her dreams of spending some time incognito in what has been her 'Home' for the last 10 years. It was lovely to see her on Big mouth later and said it was never her intention to stay the night as she only ever sleeps with her husband, it's a rule. Davina you are a Goddess, a TV legend, please get back on Big Mouth where you were sorely missed. And, when you are in charge again get rid of John MCrerick, he is the most vile, disgusting specimen of a man. How his appearance on the show tonight can be described as entertainment I will never understand, not even with channel 4's innovative leadership in the field of alternative programming can his performance tonight be justified in any way, it was diabolical. What was that Skeptic doing on there also? Channel 4 had 6 out of the top 10 trending topics on Twitter tonight including Davina who is always trendy in my eyes, Desperate housewives and Desperate Housemates, otherwise known as CBB7. Ivana, Nicola and the 'Tree of temptation were the other top trending three topics.
Unless something drastic happens over the last 2 days I think the celebrity that deserves the title of CBB7 champion is the 'Tree of temptation'. It has provided most of the laughs and handed out the greatest insults. If you were not lucky enough to hear the interview on the Chris Moyles show this morning with the piece of wood and the tree of temptation click here it's a classic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVP1ufI8C6c
Tomorrow Thursday at 6pm on E4 is BBLB with George Lamb who gets some good guests and does some great phone interviews with people like Alex Reids Dad, brilliant, Brian Belo is always good for a laugh and gaga Lady Ga Ga you just have to watch out for her celebrity tales.
9 pm channel 4 the main event, will there be a surprise eviction or are we stuck with the not so famous 5 until Friday night?
There is no Big Mouth Thursday so it's back over to E4 at midnight for Big Brother live. One more little treat for any Ruddy hell it's Paul and Harry fans, look out for Nicola and Brian Belo's impression of the surgeons in this interview http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/video/12b8b1ac19b6d5f3b9c12c991fb2490d/play.c4
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